Whis and Lord Beerus oneshots!! (:

Goku x Whis cooking tournament

(AN: so earlier my friend requested this one shot and I haven't gotten to the point where I could write it so I figured its been a few weeks and I need to write this asap!! So This is another yaoi oneshot as I said before no hating please if you don't like male x male couples I will have a Lord Beerus x pregnant reader out after this one (: Thank you) 

Third person pov: (An: I was going to try goku's pov but i can't do it without laughing sorry Goku fans I'm a vegeta fan all the way and Goku just makes me laugh..A lot.)

(Announcer guy), "THANK-YOU ALL FOR COMING TO THE ANNUAL COOKING TOURNAMENT!!!!  WHERE ONLY THE BEST COOKS AROUND BATTLE BY COOKING THEIR BEST MEALS AND PRESENTING IT TO OUR JUDGES!! WE ARE HOLDING THIS TOURNAMENT  OUTSIDE IN THE BEAUTIFUL SUNLIGHT TO ENJOY THE FRESH AIR. WE HAVE FOUR SMALL COOKING AREAS INCLUDED WITH A STOVE, MINI FRIDGE, AND CONDIMENTS AND SPICES FOR OUR CONTESTANTS. THIS YEAR WE HAVE THREE JUDGE'S OUR FIRST ONE IS BULMA BRIEFS !! SHE HAS SPONSERED THIS ENTIRE EVENT!!" (Bulma waves to everyone smiling and laughing.) "OUR SECOND JUDGE IS MAJIN BUU!!" ("Buu eat!!" Buu yells to the crowd happily causing the announcer to sweatdrop.) "AND NOW OUR FINAL JUDGE OF THE NIGHT!! THE ONE AND ONLY GOD OF DESTRUCTION BEERUS!! HE PROMISES TO DESTROY THE PLANET IF THE FOOD ISN'T WORTH HIS TIME BEING HERE SO LETS MAKE OUR BEST DISHES TODAY!!" (Beerus simply glances at the crowd and smirks then sits down on a purple pillow on his chair next to Majin Buu. They both glare at each other but say nothing. The announcer freaked out by the sudden tension in the air nervously announces the rest.) "NOW FOR THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!! ITS TIME TO ANNOUNCE OUR CONTESTANTS!! FIRST WE HAVE GOKU!!" Goku walks up to the first cooking station and tapped the stove. Goku looked nervous, then folded his arms across his chest. He recently divorced Chi chi, they both had decided that things just weren't working out and Goku never got anytime to train because of her, so they ended things months ago. He's taking part in this tournament to prove that he can make it on his own and doesn't need Chi chi.She however has different views than Goku. Chi chi stood up and proceeded to state her opinion. "Yeah right! you'll be out in the first round!! You've never cooked at all while we've lived together!!" Some security guards had to take care of Chi chi.  So she had to promise she wouldn't have anymore outbursts. The announcer cleared his throat. "ALL RIGHT AND THE SECOND CONTESTANT IS THE Great VEGETA!!"  Vegeta walks out and stands in the second cooking station. Vegeta just huffed and looked away. Bulma stood up and yelled enthusiastically. "Go Vegeta!! You can do it!!" He smiled slightly and pumped his fist in the air. "I will not loose to Kakorat!!" "NOW OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS OUR ONE AND ONLY CHAMPION OF THE WORLD HERCULE!! WHO'S PROMISED TO DAZZLE US ALL WITH HIS AMAZING COOKING SKILLS!!" Hercule jumps over the stove landing in the third cooking station. Hercule looks out to the crowd and does his signature peace pose and everyone goes insane taking almost a thousand photo's. "Yeah, I'm also the champion of cooking!!" Hercule states grinning and fist pumping the air multiple times. Beerus grins mockingly then yells. "You'd better hope so!" This causes Hercule to sweat drop and freak out. He stops talking and he starts to rethink participating in the cooking event,  but cheers himself on because he's been cooking for a long time now. Surely his food tastes just as good as the years he's spent making it. Right? "NOW WE HAVE OUR FINAL CONTESTANT!! HE'S THE GOD OF DESTUCTIONS ASSISTANT AND HAS INFORMED US THAT HIS NAME IS WHIS!! SO LETS GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO WHIS!!" The crowd cheers and Goku and Vegeta's eyes nearly bulge out of their heads. "WHIS IS PARTICIPATING?" They both say in unison. A tall figure walks to the forth cooking station and politely waves at everyone. "Hello, I'm glad to be here!!" He says in a cheery tone. Beerus stands up and cups his hands around his mouth and yells. "C'mon Whis show these mortals how its done!!" Whis smiles and closes his eyes while laughing. Bulma leans backwards in her chair. "Hey Lord Beerus you didn't mention Whis would be a contestant." She whispers knowing Beerus could here her.  Beerus leans back and puts a hand up to his mouth. "Whis promised me that if I let him join the competition that he'd make me fifty different types of puddings for breakfast every morning for a month." Bulma smirked. "I should have known." Beerus grinned. "If your wondering why I'm cheering it's because he's promised to throw in pizza if he wins." Bulma grinned. "Then I wish you both good luck!" Beerus nods his head. "Thank-you" Then they both lean forward and continue watching the contestants. "NOW WE ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN OUR COOKING TOURNAMENT! "The announcer looks at the contestants. "ON EACH OF YOUR STOVES YOU WILL FIND A FAMOUS RECIPIE IN AN ENVOLOPE FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD. YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO COMPLETE THIS DISH WITHIN THE TIME LIMIT ON YOUR RECIPIES. IT WILL ONLY BE ONE ROUND AND THE JUDGE'S WILL DECIDE WHICH TWO CONTESTANTS WILL BATTLE IT OUT FOR THE FINAL ROUND.SO COOK WELL AND GOOD LUCK!" The announcer looks back to the crowd. "ALLRIGHT NOW THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR HAS ARRIVED IT'S TIME TO START COOKING!! IN FIVE (Goku raises his hands and looks focused.) FOUR (Vegeta has a hand out ready to grab the envelope and rip it open.) THREE (Hercule is standing proud and acts like standing near the envelope would expose how nervous he's feeling so he just smiles at the crowd.) TWO (Whis is completely calm and doesn't move an inch. He just smiles and stands perfectly still. ONE!! START COOKING!!" The announcer waves his hand in a starting signal. Goku grabs the envelope and slowly opens it, Vegeta rips it out of the envelope, Hercule produces an envelope cutter from his pocket, and Whis calmly opens his envelope with out difficulty. This is what each one says: