Whis and Lord Beerus oneshots!! (:

Beerus x reader Trip to readers world

(AN: hehe i just reread this to find tons of spelling errors. I will be fixing them asap!)  Beerus yawned watching Goku and Vegeta train. He was bored. Beerus couldn't stand being bored. He growled at the air and Whis laughed. "Feeling bored Lord Beerus?" "Yes, find something interesting Whis!" Beerus yawned again. Whis sighed and tapped his staff. "Oh I believe I found something Lord Beerus!" Beerus stood up and stared into the staff to see you reading this one shot. (AN: I am trying to have fun with this, if you don't like one shots where they come into our world I won't do anymore but I thought why not.) "Hello human." (Your reaction) Beerus laughed. "Whis bring the human over here." Whis frowned. "I'm afraid I can't Lord Beerus. They seem to be stuck their however I can send you there." Beerus nodded. Whis tapped his staff once more. Beerus crawled through whatever device your reading this on. "Now I'm bored, so you better entertain me!" Beerus smirked. (Your reaction, lol mine would be cursing and freaking out.)  "What's wrong? Do u want me to get bored and destroy this world?" (Your reaction: you say either yes or no. If you say yes Beerus destroys the planet with you on it and he returns home. If you say no, he crossed his arms and he's waiting for you to do something.) Minutes go by and Beerus taps his foot impatiently. You freak out and try to think of something. You show him all your hobbies and it keeps him entertained for a few hours. Than your (mom, dad, guardian) knocks on your door telling you suppers done. You think about what to do because Beerus is hungry. (If you leave Beerus alone you return with food and find him reading your diary\journal. If you sneak him down stairs your sibling\pet\or best friend See's him. If you tell your parents they flip out and try to call the cops or try to understand but don't Either way beerus will knock your parents out. If you calm him down correctly he won't destroy the planet fail and were doomed. Lastly if it's just you living alone than you tell beerus your hungry and you make food for the both of you.) After you've both eaten Beerus almost demands that you both watch a movie. You quickly pop some popcorn and watch a movie in your room. (If you watch a comedy you and Beerus laugh throughout it, if you watch a scary movie you get scared or bored Beerus laughs at it, if you watch a romantic movie Beerus tries to act uninterested but he Cry's at the sad parts, if you watch an action movie Beerus and you yell at the movie, and if you watch a syfy  movie Beerus watches it with a high interest and you (react ur own way). The movie ends and Beerus immediately gets bored again. You realize how exhausting he is. You try to think off something but your mind is blank. "Hmm, dance for me." (Your reaction, you dance for him and whether your bad or good he claps for you, you refuse and he threatens your safety and your planet. You choose whether to get mad at him. If u get mad he destroys the planet if you comply after that he simply hums in satisfaction. Beerus stretches than tells you he wants a bath, you sigh and fix his bath water. You leave the bathroom and spend thirty minutes waiting on him to get out. When Beerus emerges he's dressed in a bath robe (it's either yours or a family members) you shrug and don't think much of it. Than your eyes widen. He couldn't be...could he? Your checks turn a fire engine red and you ask Beerus an important question. "Please tell me your not naked under that." Beerus smirks. "Do you want to see for yourself?" If your over eighteen Beerus takes his robe off before you can stop him and you (react in your way) if your under eighteen he pulls it down a little at his chest to show its bare. You react in your own way, either you just ignore him or scream and yell for him to get dressed. Either way he laughs evilly and you glare or frown or turn away embarrassed. Finally Beerus tells you he had fun and he leaves thanks to Whis. When u clean up the bathroom you find his clothes and a note.
Dear human, I'll be back for these so u better take care of them! Next time, I'll keep you entertained.
Sincerely, Beerus The God of Destruction