HI GUYS IT'S AKIYOO :D))))))
PLES READ THIS NOTE.
actually ya don't have to
But anyway
I've been away for a year and I'm grateful for those of you who waited ^^
Thank you.
Recap: LSM found out about Chaehan and then bad stuff happened and Xiumin apparently is in the Emergency Care Unit now.
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CHAPTER 17: NOT FOR THE FAINT- HEARTED
Xiumin's POV~
Oh mother of all papaya-shaped heavenly clouds.
Oh wondrous nature of magnificent vegetable growth.
Oh ignominious, evil trance of overcooked chicken breasts.
Oh what the heck am I doing here -.-
I have been in this hospital room in this hospital bed for 1 hour and the smell of Sehun is really making me vomit T___T
"Stop crying Sehun, what are you doing." I say.
"I'M PRACTICING MY ACTING FOR WHEN LULU HYUNG GETS HERE OKKKKKWAAHAHAHAHAAAhuhuhuhu."
"I know and that's fine, BUT GO TAKE A SHOWER GEEZ. YOU STINK." I scream.
Apparently he hadn't had a shower for five days because this is the week his beloved potato died all those years ago. Damn he is dedicated T_T
"I think you've perfected your crying act already, you can stop now." I sigh exasperatedly. He's been practicing for half an hour already. I never knew he had all this water in him.
"I CANNOT STOP." He blabbers.
"WHYY???"
"BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO BE A MANLY CRIER LIKE DO MINJOON SSHI!!!"
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"What the HELL??!! HE CRIES WEIRDLY -.- you wanna look like that??!!" I eventually shout.
"HELL YEAH."
T__T
Seriously.
T__T
OK THIS KID IS OFFICIALLY CRAZY.
I listen to the high pitched squeaks he is making and I think I might flip a table at him soon.
"I think you look manly enough. Stop crying already." I reassure him.
"Never. I shall prevail. You will not stahp me."
"Fine fine, rotten papaya brain." I retort. Ha, take that insult you noodle face maknae.
BA DUM TSSSSSSSSS.
*BAAAAAAAAMMMM*
(A/N: gosh that reminded me of that g.o.d guy Joon with his 'BBBBAAAAAAMMMMMMMM's lololol. Do you guys know it? :D)
"XIUMIN GE, THE PREPARATIONS ARE IN PLACE." Tao says as he barges into the room.
"YAS TAO- GOOD JOB MY DAUGHTER- I MEAN MY SON." Whoops. Sometimes I forget Tao is a male because he screams like a girl.
But zat iz okay! We all make mistakes in zis lifeutime!
Plus, science fact: the cells that form together during the early stage of human development combine to form a female specimen. So technically everyone is or were female.
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That Conceited Prince (ft Exo M Luhan, Exo M and Exo K)
FanfictionWhen talented 17 year old Lee Chaeyeon moves back to Korea after 15 years, she is scouted by agency SM Entertainment. She happily lives her life as a trainee and student. But after she meets the one and only conceited prince- Luhan of Exo M, everyth...
