My Favorite Fuckboy / Internet Friends >> Jonnor

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cstevens: hey babe ;)

judeaf: Um

judeaf: do I know u?

cstevens: no, but do you want to? ;)

judeaf: y do u keep sending ;) that thing?

judeaf: its making me v uncomfortable

cstevens: why haha?

judeaf is typing

cstevens: wait

cstevens: waIT

cstevens: ...

judeaf: what?

cstevens: are you a dude?

judeaf: yeah..

judeaf: wait did u ??

judeaf: o

cstevens: I thought you were a girl..

judeaf: I

judeaf: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cstevens: :(

judeaf: YOU WERE HITTING ON A DUDE I JUS T

cstevens: I thought Jude was a girls name..

cstevens: but then I saw your profile pic...

judeaf: THJS IS SO AHAHA

cstevens: it's not my fault, I mean why tf do you have af at the end of your name?

cstevens: I thought only tumbler girls did that

judeaf: tumblr*

cstevens: same difference

judeaf: they're my initials tho

cstevens: oh

judeaf: this is so weird

cstevens: tell me about it

cstevens: i just hit on a guy, it's awkward as hell

judeaf: nah

judeaf: I mean I've never seen a fuckboy in action before. Like I've seen them from afar but I never thought I would be lucky enough to have one try to get with me :D

cstevens: wut

judeaf: I feel like I should be taking notes

cstevens: m not a fuckboy ..

judeaf: I can see it now "observing fuckboys in their natural habitats"  an exposé by me.

judeaf: :0 I could make it into a series

cstevens: I'm not a fuckboy tho

judeaf: ...

judeaf: (photo attached)

judeaf: you actually said 'hey babe ;)'

cstevens: that doesn't mean im a fuckboy

cstevens: that's how I talk to girls ..

judeaf: my fuckboy senses are tingling

cstevens: the fuck is that

judeaf: its like a gaydar but for fuckboys

judeaf: I call it ...

judeaf: fuckdar !!

cstevens: :/

judeaf: *fuckdar tingles*

cstevens: um

judeaf: *puts on reading glasses* so whats it like being a fuckboy?

cstevens: ugh I'm not a fuckboy

judeaf: mhm *takes notes* have u ever asked someone if they quote "got kik?"

cstevens: idk maybe

judeaf: congrats ur a fuckboy

judeaf: my work here is done adios

judeaf has left the chat

cstevens: wtf

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okay so I've been thinking about writing this kind of story for a while and I finally did it. I hope you guys like it and I'm sorry if you don't like cursing and stuff because this story has a lot of that :/// I'll update soon! :)