SpideyPool It's a Deep Type of Love

"Hi there!"

DP P.O.V

I was just talking to the boxs minding my own business when I heard a noise. I grabbed my katanas and asked if anyone was there. No one answered. I mean if someone asks if your there shouldn't you answer?? Anyways. I walked over to the vent and guess who I was right on top of?? SPIDER-MAN
THE ACTUAL SPIDER-MAN. Of course I said hi.
"Hi there"
"Umm hey"
"Was a little somebody spying on me?"
It was so hard for me not to go full fangirl.
"Nooo."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah I was just patrolling around and saw you talking to yourself and I needed a place to rest."
"Ohhhh ok I see."
I didn't believe him one bit.
Peter got up and dusted him self off "Yeah anyways I'm Spider-Man you probably know I'm a superhero by the spandex  and you aree?"
"I'm Deadpool I'm a Mercenary."
"Wow what an excellent career choice."

Peter's P.O.V
A MERCENARY REALLY??
COME ON!!
He has the sexy voice,the body, and he seems suppppperr funny but he had to be a mercenary????
Ughhhhh totally ruined that for me.
I mean I could change him?
Wait!! I just met the guy what if he kills me!? With those big muscular arms. And look at that package bet you U.P.S can't ship that big thing.
Ohhhh I have a problem.

5 minutes of disturbing thoughts later.

"Ummm Ayeeee spidey you still there?"
Deadpool said waving his hand in front of peters face.
"Hm? Oh yeah sorry I kinda dozed off."
"Yeah you where looking at my crotch for like 5 minutes...."
"Oh my god.."
Peter put his face to his hands.   
"I mean it's ok if you wanna see it so bad I can show you?.."
Peter started to blush.
"Umm I'm good. Anyways I have To go so later Deadpool."
"ok later Spidey!"

DP P.O.V
"Ok later Spidey!"
Dammmnnnn did you see that ass??!
Mm mm mm.