I'm drunk.
This is not a metaphor. This is real. THis is a real thing.
And yeah, maybe I do need to get my shit together, and maybe I do need to stop drinking, and maybe I do need to stop obsessing over boybanders and used-to-be-boybanders, but you know what? I'm not gonna because when you're drunk you're not supposed to think about these things.
It has been a hectic week and a half, my fellow wattpadders. Let's begin with the worst part. I got a job. A job. Scarlett has a job.
Now that might not be so bad, I mean the pay is pretty decent, I've gotta say, but my coworkers hate me. I think it's because I'm Australian, but you know... THey can suck my Aussie cock for all I care it is my life and I will eat on the job if I so please to do so you little bitches oh my god I hate all of them so much. I work at Giordanos because my aunt has connections and you wanna know something? They don't actually physically allow the workers to eat their pizza on the job. WHO RUNS A PIZZA RESTARAUNT AND DOESN'T LET THEIR WORKERS EAT THEIR FOOD? I don't understand. I. Don't. Understand.
I started a petition, and if gets around to you... I beg of you, please sign it. Ugh I hate everyone.
Also, I've actually got some heart fluttering news that I've been dying to share with someone other than my family because if I tell them, they will call me a liar and well that's not fun.
JOE CALLED.
HE MISSES ME.
JOE MISSES ME AND i JUST
i DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF MY HOT NEIGHBOR THAT'S NOT A NEIGHBOR ANYMORE MISSES ME.
HE SAYS i'M FUNNY.
i'M NOT EVEN FUNNY THOUGH HE'S A FLATTERER LADIES
Okay, when you're old enough to date and marry and fall in love, I hope all of you find your Joe because Joe.
You can't see or hear this but I'm sighing dramatically and fawning over pictures and crying and why can't all guys be Joes I mean the world would be such a happier place.
He said we should meet up somewhere between Ohio State and Chicago and I'm screaming he actually wANTS TO MAKE AN EFFORT TO TALK TO ME THIS IS A NEW FEELING
I feel like I could run a mile right now I'm so happy it was the best moment of my life it absolutely exceded that day I found out I was accepted into one of thE BEST COLLEGES IN THE WORLD not to brag but that's a big accomplishment for me ah
Okay, well my cousins are telling me to play tag with them in the mud outside so I guess I have to go :-(
One last thing, the reason I haven't been saying much about DeDe lately, if you've talked to me lately I mean I don't really know who reads this stuff and whatnot but I mean you guys should really talk to be one-on-one because don't you want to hear about my social life? Anyways, DeDe has been in the Suburbs for the past week and a half (though she was first to find out about the phone call from Joe so all is well with that) (I think she's in like Elmhurst or Addison or Roselle or something like that) with some friends she grew up but they moved out here. So yeah.
Buh-bye my little Greylets. (see what I did there? Because my last name is Grey? I don't know... I think it's the drunk talking or something like that)
