Larry Stylinson Facts & Proofs

Wenn Larry/Larries Siri wären...

Kapitel 67 || Wenn Larry/Larries Siri wären...

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Da ich keinen Plan hatte, wessen Namen ich nehmen soll, wird immer Y/N (your name) dastehen.

Viel Spaß!

#1

Y/N: Hi Siri! I've got a date today. What can I cook?

Siri: Chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese, wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes.

Y/N: Thank you, it sounds great!

#2

Y/N: Hey Siri, do you love me?

Siri: I have loved you since we were 18

Y/N: Awww

#3

Y/N: Hi Siri! May I ask you something? Who was your first crush?

Siri: My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.

#4

Y/N: Hey Siri, what's the time?

Siri: Not that important.

#5

Y/N: Siri! Guess what I am doing at the moment!

Siri: Trying to walk.

Y/N: No?! I'm listening to the new One Direction song! It's literally per-fect!

#6

Y/N: Hey Siri! I need a cute quote that I can message my boyfriend/girlfriend!

Siri: Always in my heart

#7

Siri: I'd marry you, Harry

Y/N: Who the f*ck is Harry? I am Y/N!!

Siri: I'm not allowed to talk about it, but i gotta tell you.

Y/N: What are you talking about, Siri?!

Siri: I have a secret.

Y/N: Okay.. tell me.

Siri: I'm gay, it's pretty unfortunate, isn't Eleanor?

Y/N: My name is still Y/N, not Eleanor..

#8

Y/N: Hey Siri! My girlfriend is pregnant/I am pregnant!

Siri: Even as young as you are?

Y/N: Yes! It's gonna be a girl! How can we name it?

Siri: Noel, Georgia Rose or Diana.

#9

Y/N: Hi Siri! I need a cool dance move to impress my friends!

Siri: Pat the dog, screw the lightbulb.

Y/N: Uhm.. what?

#10

Y/N: I lost my sunglasses! Do you know where it is?

Siri: Next to you.

Y/N: Thanks

#11

Y/N: Oh my god! I love *Name eines Jungen/Mannes* so much!

Siri: Who wouldn't love him?

#12

Y/N: I'm sooo bored. What can I do?

Siri: Let's just f*ck again.

Y/N: What are you talking about?!

Siri: Tell me will you ever f*ck me again?

Y/N: No, why?

Siri: I have f*cked you since we were 18

#13

Y/N: Hi Siri! I want to go on a trip. Tell me some nice cities or countries.

Siri: P Town

#14

Y/N: Hi Siri. Me and my boyfriend/girlfriend are in a relationship for five years now. What can I do to surprise him?

Siri: Aww that's beautiful! Five years and still going strong!

Y/N: This is not the answer to my question.

Siri: I think I would write them a song.

Y/N: Great idea! Thank you so much!

#15

Y/N: Are Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder in a relationship?

Siri: Not anymore, Simon.

Y/N: MY NAME IS NOT SIMON! I AM Y/N!!!

#16

Y/N: Hi Siri.. I want to break up with my boyfriend/girlfriend because he/she cheated on me. But I love him/her so much! What shall I do?

Siri: I want you to do whatever makes you happiest in the world.

Y/N: But what did I do wrong? Am I to ugly?

Siri: Baby you're perfect.

Y/N: Aww thank you. Do you want to say anything else?

Siri: Larry is real.

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