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Above is his crazy ex girlfriend: Ami.

Phase 2 of 2

We decided to email her off derricks computer here is what I said.

Hey Ami!
I need you to come to my house. I miss you like crazy and I need you to be my girlfriend again... What do you say? Wanna be mine again?
-Derrick.

I typed a super cheesy weird letter so she would for sure say yes. She was always different and loves when Derrick was cliche.

Here was her response.

No way! You treated me like garbage and expect me to now Coke running back to you? Fat chance.

I typed s new email.  This one should do the trick.

Please babe. I still love you...

She emailed me back in about 10 minutes.

OH MY GOSH!!!!! I KNEW IT YOU STILL LOVE ME!!!!! YAYYYYYY! I SM COMING TO YOUR PLSCE RIGHT NOW I LOVEEEEE YOU DERRICK JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE I WILL SEE YOU IN EXAXTLY TWO MINUTES!!!!

Yep, she was still kinda insane.

This was gonna be hilarious.

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