I storm down the aisle of the grocery store while pushing everyone out of the way and they stare at me, so i flip them all off. Being 5'1", it's extremely hard see above anyone. But when I do spot the person I'm looking for, I run and tackle them.
"YOU ATE MY PIZZA! YOU FUCKING ATE MY PIZZA!!" I screamed at the person who I now was sitting on top of in the middle of the aisle. Everyone started crowding around us and started mumbling things like, "Oh, it's the twins again." and, "Damn, don't ever eat her pizza!" I just rolled my eyes and punched the person who, in case you haven't figured out yet, was my twin brother.
"OW! GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING MUNCHKIN!" Luke screamed back at me and pushed me off him. He stood up and before he knew it i threw myself onto his back and tried to tackle him again.
"Andy! Chill!" Michael yelled at me.
"No! I will not chill! I specifically told him NOT to eat the fricken slice of pizza left in the fridge and what'd he do?!?! He fucking ate it!" I screamed at him whilst holding Luke in a headlock still on his back.
All of a sudden everyone starts scattering from being crowded around us. And then, "Alright! Alright! Get off of him! SECURITY!!!" The manager screamed.
I stood up and brushed my self off as soon as I saw the security guards and rolled my eyes as I took my usual spot in between the two and Luke on the right. We started walking, grunting with each step we took. As we turn a corner, Luke glances behind the guard and waves his middle finger in my face.
I stick the two of mine up and whisper/yell, "Oh, I have two!" then I waved them in his face like he did to me.
The security guard turns and yells at us to stop and when we don't, he grabs us by our collars, and continues to guide us out of the store.
When we reach the outside, I punch Luke's leg, giving him a dead leg and he tries to do the same, but looses his footing and falls into a puddle. I laugh hysterically at him until he yanks me down into the puddle with him.
"I hate you." I mumble and give him the finger.
