Aries - Gets mad at everyone
Taurus - Complains about how there are no taco bells around
Gemini - Starts talking about random Sh!t that no one cares about
Cancer - Goes super quiet
Leo - can't walk in a straight line
Virgo - Tries to walk but falls over on their face
Libra - Cries a lot then texts their ex
Scorpio - Starts getting flirty, REALLY FLIRTY
Sagittarius - Tries to drive but gets pulled over by the police
Capricorn - Capricorns don't get drunk stupid they are working late in the office
Aquarius - Constant giggles with a crazed look on their face
Pisces - Goes absolutely red in the face
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Zodiac Signs
RandomYour zodiac sign is just a stupid stereotype that people resort to when trying to sort out their life, but they are funny as F#$% to read about. Enjoy! -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- However, please remember that this is a wattpad zodiac book, and I...
