Aries - burns down a tree 'accidentally'
Taurus - "what do you mean there's no such thing as pizza plants?!?!"
Gemini - has done all those pinterest garden life hack type things
Cancer - has an actual Japanese garden
Leo - is only gardening for food
Virgo - Grows flower gardens in perfect straight lines
Libra - is the flower child
Scorpio - has a portal to the underworld in their garden
Sagittarius - makes tyre swings and
Capricorn - Tries to grow a cactus hedge but neighbours complain it looks ugly and intimidating
Aquarius - Grows vegetables *ahem* marijuana *coughs* yep definitely vegetables
Pisces - is clipping the edge of their perfect lawn with nail clippers
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Zodiac Signs
AcakYour zodiac sign is just a stupid stereotype that people resort to when trying to sort out their life, but they are funny as F#$% to read about. Enjoy! -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- However, please remember that this is a wattpad zodiac book, and I...
