Aries - *Throws it over a random wall*
Taurus - NOOOOOOOO!!! I didn't get to try the new fast food restaurant!!!
Gemini - TELL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cancer - *Absolutely FREAKS OUT*
Leo - At least I had a good life *sobs*
Virgo - This is easy *deactivates it by pressing the 'DEACTIVATE' button*
Libra - *Bursts into tears*
Scorpio - I don't even wanna deactivate it
Sagittarius - Maybe it's the red one (it's not the red one)
Capricorn - I've got this! I'VE GOT THIS!!! *Freaks out*
Aquarius - Use the force! *concentrating super hard* USE THE FORCE!!! Y IT NOT WORKING!!!
Pisces - I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!
FYI - All the signs figure it out eventually
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Zodiac Signs
RandomYour zodiac sign is just a stupid stereotype that people resort to when trying to sort out their life, but they are funny as F#$% to read about. Enjoy! -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- However, please remember that this is a wattpad zodiac book, and I...
