Aries - Is basically Gordon Ramsay
Taurus - FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Gemini - Hmm... I wonder if there's anything new in the fridge.... I'll just go look......
Cancer - Tries to cook but ends up eating most of the ingredients before they finish cooking
Leo - Starts cooking but then gets distracted and burns what ever they were cooking
Virgo - sets off the fire alarm somehow
Libra - Sets things on fire by accident
Scorpio - Sets things on fire on purpose
Sagittarius - Is a midnight snacker
Capricorn - piece of bread.... toaster..... OK I'm done
Aquarius - "what are these..... 'veg-e-tab-les'.... you speak of?"
Pisces - Tries to cook but just ends up ordering pizza
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Zodiac Signs
SonstigesYour zodiac sign is just a stupid stereotype that people resort to when trying to sort out their life, but they are funny as F#$% to read about. Enjoy! -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- However, please remember that this is a wattpad zodiac book, and I...
