It's S-E-A-N (Septicplier)

You Fainted, Like A Girl

Sorry for the shortness!

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"Oh shit!" There's rustling and then a few audible slaps. Sean's face stung. But he couldn't bring himself to open his eyes. The door opens and Sean can hear someone enter.

"Hey." There's a pause. "Is he okay?" Sean doesn't recognize the voice.

"I dunno, man. He just fainted." Sean can hear Evan say.

"Why?" There's the voice again.

"Dude, I don't know. I was just showing him a video and the next thing I knew, he was on the ground."

"What video?" The voice asked. Evan answered.

"Markiplier's new video."

"Wow he really fell for him." The voice joked. Sean heard another slap.

"Ouch!"

"That's not funny dude." Evan scolded. There was a pause and the voice spoke again.

"I'm going to go get a bucket of water or something." The door opened and then closed again.

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Sean groaned and rubbed his eyes. His body ached and his head was throbbing. Did he get drunk or something? No, it's a different kind of headache. Sean cracked open his eyes. There was some kind of blurry figure in his view. When he opened his eyes fully, he came face to face with Evan.

"What happened?" Sean asked. He now realized he was laying on his bed. He looked around. Yeah, he was in his dorm room. He locked eyes with Evan again. Evan was sitting at the foot of his bed with a smirk on his face. Oh no.

"You fainted." Evan grinned.

"And that's funny?" Sean asked. He groaned again as he sat up.

"Yes. You fainted. Like a girl." Evan teased.

"Guys can faint too, asshole." Sean corrected. Fuck gender roles.

"Yeah, yeah." Evan smiled but then a look of seriousness crossed his face. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm just a little confused." Sean said. "I remember doing my term paper and then-" Oh. Now Sean remembered. Mark. It was because of Mark. "M-Maybe I was just dehydrated or something?" Sean stuttered out.

Evan smirked again. "Yeah I'm sure that's it." Sean decided to change the subject.

"Hey, I heard another voice in here." Sean observed. He hoped Evan would take the bait. He did.

"Yeah, last night."

"Wait, what?" Sean tilted his head. Last night? He looked back around the room. How could he have missed that? It was morning."

"Yeah, you slept until morning. Jonathan helped me with you. But he had to go to class." Evan confirmed.

"Jonathan? Wait, is that your mystery guy? The one who I've never seen." Now it was Sean's turn to smirk. Evan blushed.

"Shut your mouth, Jack."

"It's Sean."

"I know." Evan smiled.

"So when am I going to meet this guy?" Sean asked. "Bring him home to meet the roommate."

"Hey, don't you have a class soon?"

"Shit!" Sean cursed and jumped up. He quickly ran around the room and collected his things. "Thanks!" He yelled out to Evan and ran out of the room.

"You can come out now." Evan called to the seemingly empty room. There was a sound of crashing and then the closet door swung open. A guy stumbled out.

"Good it was stuffy in there."

"Wow, still hiding in the closet, Jonathan?" Evan smiled.

"Shut up and kiss me." Jonathan pulled Evan closer by his hoodie and kissed him, before leading him over to the bed and pushing him down.

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Sean rushed across campus. He darted through students and even jumped over a bike. Or rather tripped over a bike. But he made it. He plopped down in his seat. He wine to smile at the guy next to him, kind of as 'Sorry I'm sweaty and panting.' But when he turned his head he recognized who it was.

"Hey."