It's S-E-A-N (Septicplier)

The One Where Sean's A Mom

Sean decided to go back to his dorm before his next class. "Evan I'm bac- Holy mother of god!" Sean covered his eyes quickly. There in the dorm room was his roommate and a guy. A naked guy. Laying in bed. With his naked room mate. "Jesus Christ, man! What the fuck?"

"Sean! Oh my god. I am so sorry." Evan yelped as he quickly tried to cover himself up. He succeeded in that, but left his lover completely exposed. So, the only logically explanation was to hide in the closet. Again.

Sean stood outside of the door while the two guys put on clothes. "Can I come in now? Or did you two decided to fuck again?" Sean called.

"Y-You can come in." Evan stuttered. Sean slowly walked into the room. His eyes were still closed. "We're decent. You can open your eyes now." Sean looked around the room cautiously. Where was the guy? "And Jonathan please, for God sakes, come out of the closet."

"No." Jonathan called quietly from the closet.

"Jonathan, damn it. Please?"

"No."

"No? Fine. No sex. See I can say no too." Evan smirked and Sean groaned.

"I'd rather not know about my roommate's sex life." Sean grimaced.

"S-Sorry." Evan apologized and Jonathan slowly came out of the closet.

"We're so proud of you." Sean teased as Jonathan finally made it out.

"S-Shut up..." Jonathan blushed.

"So this is the famous Jonathan?" Sean smirked. "I finally get to see his face." He paused. "Among other things." Jonathan blushed brighter. "Anyways, Evan. I needed to ask you something."

"Sure, go ahead."

"How would you feel about throwing a party?"

"I thought you'd never ask."

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Sean regretted this. He regretted this so much. This fucking party sucked. Mark wasn't here yet. The music was too loud. The kids were too rowdy. And- wait were they smoking weed? "No no! Bad! Stop! Put that down! Are you stupid you can't do that." He yelled. Suddenly there was a crash. "No! Get down from there Jeffery. Jeffery!"

"You sound like a mom." Oh there he was. Sean had invited Mark and he was two hours late. Sean was beginning to wonder if he stood him up. Sean frowned.

"I'm not a mom."

"Totally a mom." Mark grinned.

"Would a mom do this?" Sean asked as he grabbed Mark by the neck, bringing him closer. He smashed their lips together making Mark jump in surprise. Mark took control as he slammed Sean against the wall-not too roughly-and licked at his bottom lip. Sean more than happily let Mark explore his mouth. And he did the same. Sean made a small little moan that had frightened himself slightly. He broke apart from Mark.

Mark was panting. "I certainly hope not." Sean grinned at him.

"Where were you?"

"I was contemplating coming or not."

"Why?" Jack asked. He looked hurt.

"Because I was wondering if you saw my video or not. I thought maybe you were going to tell me off about it or not."

"No. I mean I did want to talk, but not about anything bad." Sean smiled. "I think it was really sweet what you did. I-" He paused. "I think you're special. I'm glad I got to see you again." Mark smiled back. He hesitated for a second before he grabbed Sean's chin and pulled him closer.

"I think you're special too." He laid a chaste kiss on Sean's lips.

"Get a room, you two." Evan teased. The pair both looked at him. Evan froze. "Holy shit!" Evan's voice squeaked. "You're Markiplier!"