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oh seb... XD

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Make your own sentence.

Your birth month:

January: I look like
February: I am in love with
March: I think I am
April: I slept with
May: I am scared of
June: I wrote a song about
July: I am obsessed with
August: I'm best friends with
September: I eat more than
October: I had plastic surgery to look like
November: I have nightmares about
December: I dress like

Your birth day:

1: Steve Rogers
2: Peggy Carter
3: Howard Stark
4: Red Skull
5: Bucky Barnes
6: Phil Coulson
7: Maria Hill
8: Nick Fury
9: Tony Stark
10: Deadpool
11: Thor Odinson
12: Scott Lang
13: Darcy Lewis
14: Loki Laufeyson
15: Odin
16: Bruce Banner
17: Fandral
18: Peter Quill
19: Malekith
20: Groot
21: Luis (from Antman)
22: Thanos
23: Peter Parker
24: Jarvis
25: Clint Barton
26: Pietro Maximoff
27: Wanda Maximoff
28: Ultron
29: Vision
30: Natasha Romanoff
31: Sam Wilson

Your hair color:

Brown: and I love it because
Black: and I hate it because
Blonde: and I secretly like it because
Others: and I need it because

The first letter of your first name:

A, B, C: I am the weirdest person on Earth.
D, E, F: I'm a slut.
G, H, I: I like pizza.
J, K, L: I once ate horse meat.
M, N, O, P: my life ambition is to become a porn star.
Q, R, S: I am the master of badassery.
T, U, V: I watch Pokémon.
W, X, Y, Z: I smoke weed every morning when I wake up.

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Oh dear, this is a weird one.

I got "I have nightmares about Phil Coulson and I hate it because my life ambition is to become a porn star." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I dedicate this chapter to Sebastian Stan who is not sure about anything going on with his life. such a cinnamon apple XD and I just watched The Martian yesterday woo! Beck and Johanssen were so cute at the end <3

oh and they mentioned Iron Man yaaass

love you guys xx

-R

Sebastian - hey guys :)

Steve - oh hey bucky

Bucky - but i am bucky..

Clint - hold up

Natasha - what the f?

Sam - cut the check!

Tony - i can't buliiiieeehhh this!

Bruce - huh?

Pietro - bye felicia!

Thor - what the frick frack diddly dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic tac?

Loki - o m to the g

Nick Fury - these motherf*ckers don't know nothin'!

Howard Stark - *rises from the dead* hell nah

Obama - what?

Steve - so you're not Bucky?

Sebastian - to be honest..... i don't know

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