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"h.c" means horoscope chapter. i'm gonna post more of this if you like. :)
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Your birth month:
January: I kicked
February: I barbequed
March: I kissed
April: I kidnapped
May: I fucked
June: I hugged
July: I licked
August: I punched
September: I hated
October: I loved
November: I experimented on
December: I tickledYour birth day:
1-3: Bucky Barnes
4-8: Thor Odinson
9-13: Bruce Banner
14-17: Tony Stark
17-20: Loki Laufeyson
21-23: Clint Barton
23-26: Steve Rogers
26-29: Pietro Maximoff
30-31: Scott LangYour favorite color:
Red: because i hated him
Black: because he's hot
Maroon: because he called me pretty
Yellow: because i love him
Pink: because we broke up
Blue: because he doesn't know who i am
White: because i had a crush on him
Green: because he ate my cupcake
Orange: because his joke was bad
Grey: because i wanted to
Purple: because he hates me
Other: because whatever****************
comment what you got!
i got "I experimented on Thor Odinson because he ate my cupcake." lol (p.s its not an innuendo)
i added Scott Lang here because i ran out of characters and i love antman so much! its freaking hilarious. the movie was amazing!
tho he is not officially a character in this preferences book. i'll think about adding him ;)
stay awesome. love y'all! <3
- Rie♔
Tony - i got 'i fucked pietro maximoff because i hated him' hmm...
Pietro - O.o
Tony - what did you get bruce?
Bruce - uh wait... *checking* its 'i tickled scott lang because hates me'
Tony - *bursts out laughing*
Steve - well i got 'i licked thor odinson because he doesn't know who i am' ......
Clint - HAHAHAHA i can imagine... mine is uhm... *figures it out* uh..
everyone - ??
Clint - its 'i hugged loki laufeyson because he called me pretty'
*everyone laughs except loki*
Bucky - my turn! hmm... i kissed... loki laufeyson because.. i wanted to... o.O
*everyone laughs again except for loki who is unimpressed*
Loki - enough of this nonsense! you are, all of you are beneath me! i am a god, you dull creatures! and i will not be bullied by- *notices that no one is listening* LISTEN YOU MEWLING QUIMS

BINABASA MO ANG
Avengers Preferences ✧
Fiksi PenggemarRandom imagines and preferences of the Earth's mightiest heroes. including Loki and Bucky because why not? credits to the gif owners. (published on July 2015)