You did what? [h.c]

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"h.c" means horoscope chapter. i'm gonna post more of this if you like. :)

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Your birth month:

January: I kicked
February: I barbequed
March: I kissed
April: I kidnapped
May: I fucked
June: I hugged
July: I licked
August: I punched
September: I hated
October: I loved
November: I experimented on
December: I tickled

Your birth day:

1-3: Bucky Barnes
4-8: Thor Odinson
9-13: Bruce Banner
14-17: Tony Stark
17-20: Loki Laufeyson
21-23: Clint Barton
23-26: Steve Rogers
26-29: Pietro Maximoff
30-31: Scott Lang

Your favorite color:

Red: because i hated him
Black: because he's hot
Maroon: because he called me pretty
Yellow: because i love him
Pink: because we broke up
Blue: because he doesn't know who i am
White: because i had a crush on him
Green: because he ate my cupcake
Orange: because his joke was bad
Grey: because i wanted to
Purple: because he hates me
Other: because whatever

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comment what you got!

i got "I experimented on Thor Odinson because he ate my cupcake." lol (p.s its not an innuendo)

i added Scott Lang here because i ran out of characters and i love antman so much! its freaking hilarious. the movie was amazing!

tho he is not officially a character in this preferences book. i'll think about adding him ;)

stay awesome. love y'all! <3

- Rie

Tony - i got 'i fucked pietro maximoff because i hated him' hmm...

Pietro - O.o

Tony - what did you get bruce?

Bruce - uh wait... *checking* its 'i tickled scott lang because hates me'

Tony - *bursts out laughing*

Steve - well i got 'i licked thor odinson because he doesn't know who i am' ......

Clint - HAHAHAHA i can imagine... mine is uhm... *figures it out* uh..

everyone - ??

Clint - its 'i hugged loki laufeyson because he called me pretty'

*everyone laughs except loki*

Bucky - my turn! hmm... i kissed... loki laufeyson because.. i wanted to... o.O

*everyone laughs again except for loki who is unimpressed*

Loki - enough of this nonsense! you are, all of you are beneath me! i am a god, you dull creatures! and i will not be bullied by- *notices that no one is listening* LISTEN YOU MEWLING QUIMS

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