Avengers Preferences ✧

Drunk Texts.

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You were casually sitting in your living room, watching your favorite show while waiting for your boyfriend who is out with his friends.

Your phone buzzed, receiving a notification. You reached for your phone on the table and read the text message...

Tony

Hai honey!!!! i m zo wasted i need yu here
r ight now steve is starting 2 tAke off his pant s hELP

Steve

(y/n)! i dID IT .! ...

did what, steve?

i took off me pantss yey

Bucky

i am just a boi wid a metal arm.. ... .

what are you talking about, buck?

i knew it!!! u don t love meh!!!!!

what?? no you're just drunk babe.

i am not drunkk . i am bucky !!

Bruce

i h8 dat guy...

who?

bruce bannerrr !

but you ARE bruce banner?

i h8 dat guy

Oh god.

Clint

(y/n) i have a question...

what is it clint?

i love my pwetty bow and arrows <33

Thor

PRINCESSS !!! I AM HERE AT THE BAR CHILLIN OUT WHEN THIS ODD MUSICC CAME ON . HE TOLD ME TO WATCH HIM WHIP AND NAE NAE !! DO U KNOW WHERE 2 FIND HIM?? I MUST WATCH HIM WHIP AND NAE NAE TNX

Loki

i am t he tru kingg of assgard n u r my queeeen he he .... zz i am burdened wit h gloriousss pUrpose lolz

Pietro

(y/n) i an soooo drunxk i did nt evun see it comingg

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school is exhausting get me out!

i'm glad marvel is making me happy <3

bUT WHAT'S WITH THE LONG WAIT FOR THE CIVIL WAR TRAILER LIKE?? MARVEL, WHAT'S GOOD?

stay awesome love u all!

-R

Tony - i have never been so traumatized in my life o.O anyway! i'm going to post the picture on social media *smirks*

Steve - oh god please don't

Bucky - what the hell is wrong with me??

Bruce - but i still really hate myself

Clint - *gif above lol*

Thor - I MUST LEARN TO DO THIS MIDGARDIAN RITUAL. IT IS MOST EXCITING *dances to watch me whip very badly*

Loki - thor i swear if you do not stop this instant i will slit your throat

Thor - STOP WHINING BROTHA AND JOIN ME INSTEAD WOO

Pietro - dayum