Avengers Preferences ✧

Tumblr is a dark place. ✧ Loki

requested by @Lady-Gisborne

"(Y/n)."

Startled, you turned around to face a figure. "Yes, Loki?"

You've been sitting all day with your laptop in front of you either silently, giggling or having major feels.

"What are you doing?" he curiously asked.

"I'm Tumblr-ing... If that's even a word." you shrugged.

"Tumblr?" he got curious, walking closer to you. "Yep."

"What is it?" he furrowed his eyebrows, observing the screen. "It's a website about random things, actually. Random things like pictures, videos, audios, or gifs... I think it's best if you won't know." you answered.

"Why? What could possibly be in there?" he huffed.

"So much things, Loki... So much." you said, whispering the last part.

"Well I demand you to show it to me. Everything." he exclaimed sternly.

"No can do, pretty boy. I've told you too much already." you spoke and continued to scroll down through the site.

"Well then, if you would not show it to me so eagerly, I might as well do it myself!" he uttered before shoving you off the chair and sat on it. You fell on your butt in the process.

"Loki, the fuck!" you exclaimed, feeling the sharp pain of your fall. You stood up and tried to push him off as well but you amazingly failed because he's a lot stronger than you.

"Lokiiiii, get off! I'll show it to you just don't touch my laptop!" you pleaded.

"Fine! Show me everything, puny mortal." he stood up and took a chair to sit beside you.

"If you say so, puny god." you sat and started to show him everything.

"Wait! I saw myself." he exclaimed as he saw himself while you were scrolling. You clicked the picture, "Yep, someone drew you. That's called fan art, where fans create artworks of any of their favorite characters." you explained.

"I have to admit, it's an amazing piece of artistry." he admired the work.

"It sure is." you agreed then going back to business.

"There is a lot of... me." Loki uttered as he noticed that there was a lot of pictures and gifs of him on the screen. He chuckled, "You didn't tell me they admired me so much here. Tumblr isn't that bad after all. You are just overreacting, (Y/n)."

"Oh honey, Tumblr is a dark place. I haven't shown you everything yet." you smirked devilishly.

"Read this." you demanded as you stumbled upon a Thorki fanfiction.

"What is a Thorki?"

"It's basically you and Thor. The fans have combined your names because they ship you with him." you explained.

"Ship?" he asked innocently.

"Yes. It means that when you like two persons together, you ship them."

"I don't even like Thor. Why would people ship me to him?" he said with a disgusted face.

"You do know that some of them ship you guys romantically, right?"

"WHAT?!" he outburst.

"Romantically?! That's just absurd! I don't have any feelings for Thor at all! Not even a little bit. I despise him most of the time, actually." he continued.

"Thor and Loki shared a knowing look as they felt the lustful environment of the room. Their bodies were thirsty for each other. Thor walked closer to Loki as he grabbed his-"

"(Y/N), STOP! DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE OR I WILL DESTROY YOUR BELOVED LAPTOP."

"Oops, my bad. What a shame. That was so beautifully written..." you sarcastically remarked.

"Can we not talk about this ever again?" he sighed, rubbing his temples as if he was so stressed.

"What? I thought you wanted to see everything? We were just starting."

He glared at you as you shrugged, not caring about what he's feeling at the moment. You laughed evilly inside your head.

"Oh look! It's a Frostiron porn edit." you casually spoke.

"Frostiro- OH FOR ODIN'S SAKE (Y/N)!" he outraged, not overwhelmed by what he saw.

"I'm out of here." he stood up and started to walk out of the room.

"Loki! Hey Loki, there's more! Don't you want to see it? There's still Stucky and Clintasha. You're just gonna leave?! Fine, it's your loss." you called out.

"Remember that you asked for it!" you yelled, laughing your ass off as you enjoyed the feeling of scarring Loki's life just by showing him Tumblr.

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Tony - Thorki is life <3

Loki - ugh shut up stark

Thor - thorki??

Clint - it's you and-

Loki - don't even tell him barton!

Natasha - you and loki's ship name. the fans want you guys together

Loki - romanoff!

Thor - o.O

Steve - poor thor... he's scarred for life

Loki - what about me?? I am scarred for life!

Bruce - meh..

Loki - *constantly muttering about the avengers' destruction*