*walks into room covered in blood without shirt*
Dad: SON! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
Son: I killed a man Dad. I killed him with *rips off blood stained shirt to reveal one nipple is gone* MY NIPPLES!
Dad: *Sheds fatherly tear* I'm so, so proud. But your nipple! We must go back!
*run back to body together*
Dad: IN HIS MOUTH! There it is!
*rips nipple out of mouth*
Son: Thank you dad!
*I wake up*
Me: The fudge? *looks down shirt, to see one nipple is gone*
Me: NOOOOOOOO! *falls to floor crying*
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Whaaaat? Just to let you know, I have both nipples. Probably.
