*Man walks into daughters room and steals diary.*
June 7, 2015
JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA.
*later at dinner*
Dad: Daughter, I'm concerned that you're obsessed with some man. I confess, I did read your diary.
Daughter: Yes father, I confess to my sins. He is a wonderful man. And his name iS JOHN CENA!
*Music is played from all around room* *John Cena jumps out cupboard and body slams table, then puts dad into a choke hold* *After dad is passed out he waves hand in front of his face*
John Cena: YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
*Jumps back into cupboard with mashed potatoes from the dinner.*
Daughter: truly, a wonderful man.
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Everyone: How high were you writing this?
Me: Yes.
