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xD this was based of a true story with one of my friends, named Mimi. WARING NOT EDITED!
~Ms.Cupcake OUT!

I edit now -Ms.Moon

Mimi: What am I going to be for Halloween???

Me: I don't know. YOU CAN COSPLAY!

Mimi: That sounds cool, BUT WHO WILL I BE?!?!?

Me: GET AN EYEPATCH AND A SEXY BUTLER!

Mimi: XD

Sebastian: You called?

Mimi: X'DD STAHP!!! YOU'RE GONNA KILL MEH!

Me: GET THE DOCTOR!!!!!

*TARDIS comes out of nowhere*

Doctor: You called?

Mimi: xD STOP IT! IMMA DIE!

Me: SHE'S GOING TO DIE! QUICK, GET HER SOME FANFICTION!

Mimi: *Dies of laughter*

Me: K.O. FINISHED!

Sebastian: Ah, I think this should do the trick. *grabs fan fiction and Mimi reads while dead*

Mimi: CUP! DON'T DO THAT AGAIN! I DIED IN A WAY I DIDN'T KNOW WAS POSSIBLE!

Me: SHE LIVES!!! DOCTA! DOCTA!

Mimi: Whew.

Me: Have u seen Death Note?

Mimi: He he he... No.

Me: Y???????? THEY HAVE LLLLLLLLLL,!!!!!!!!!!

Mimi: I'll watch it... after I finish the one I'm watching.

Me: What anime?

Mimi: Ummm, it's called.... Uh, I forgot.

Me: Sounds interesting.

Mimi: *Dies again*

Me: NUUUUU!!!

*In heaven*


God: Since you have died from laughter, a sucky way to die, if I do say so myself, I shall grant you one more life.

Mimi: YEAH!!!!

*Back on earth*

Me: GET TAKANA'S TEA!!!! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!!!!(Adventure Time reference xD... or was that a coincidence O-O?)

Sebastian: Right away. *magically has tea in hands*

Me: *grabs tea and puts to Mimi's mouth* DRINK, GOD DAMMIT, DRINK!

Mimi: xD I'M ALIVVVVVVVVVVE!

Me: Yay!

Ciel: What's all the commotion about?

Mimi: *whispers in Ciel's ear* Will it work?

Ciel: *smirks evily* Most definetly.

Mimi: Great!

Sebastian and me: *raise eyebrow*

Mimi: *Throws holy water on Sebastian*

Sebastian: AHHHHHH! WHY?!?!?!

Grell: NO MY BASSY!

Me: *throws Sebastian in cage* MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Grell: BASSSYYYY NOOOOOO!

Sebastian: But Mimi! I thought you loved me!

Mimi: +____+ Sebby! Umm...

Sebastian: Why would you do this to me? *has sad face*

Ms.Moon: SEBBY!!! *weeps/sobs/wails/screams/etc.*

Ms.Cupcake: It's ok, Winner... at least they didn't hurt Ciel

Ms.Moon: >:'( Yea, I'm not to sure that you aren't going to get hurt +____+

Mimi: FINE! IM SORRY SEBBY! *reaches to close cage*

Me: NO! *throws lock on cage*

Mimi: NUUUU! MY SEBBY!

Grell: BASSY! NO! I'LL FREE YOU!

Me: NO U DON'T! *calls William* GRELL'S MURDERING PEOPLE!

William: Grell.

Me and Mimi: HOW THE HELL DID U GET HERE ALREADY?!?

Me: WAIT! *throws Mimi in cage with Bassy* I SHIP THEM!

Sebastian: *Throws silverware everywhere and escapes while holding Mimi*

Me: NOOOOO! SILVERWARE IS MY WEAKNESS!!!!!!! *grabs a naked Grey from somewhere*

Everyone: *nosebleed*

Mimi: GREY YOUR CLOTHES!

Grey: What? Oh!

Me: *holds nosebleed in with tissue* GRELL, GIVE ME YOUR CAMERA!

Grell: SAVE ME A COPY

Me: *snaps photos*

Mimi: xD MY NOSEBLEED WON'T STOP!

Me: FIND OUT MORE, NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!!!!!

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