The Immortals

Magnus isn't Katy Perry

A/N: Tell me where you want them to travel to, and I'll make them go there! And, by the way, Lily has been made a Daylighter for the sake of the plot. 'Kay?
They were on a beach in California. They all lay under palm trees, the Sun dappling their skin with spots of yellow when the beams passed through the gaps in the large emerald leaves. Magnus had buried Alec in the sand, putting a spell on him so he couldn't get out. Alec frowned as a crab crawled on his face. "Please," He said loudly, "get this hideous creature off of my face." Magnus rolled his gold-green cat eyes. "Fine. But only because I can't have it pinch your pretty face." Alec scowled, but grinned straight away afterwards, flushed both from the sun and at being flattered. Magnus flicked the crab, which landed directly onto Tessa's book. "AH!" She screeched, surprised, and flung the crab into the air, using her book as a catapult. It then fell onto Lily's dark blue hair, and started to writhe around. The Daylighter, who had been sleeping, jolted upright angrily. Catarina emerged from behind them, carrying an ice cream for herself. The crab was shot from Lily's hair, and was flung straight into the ice cream, which Catarina then dropped on the sand on shock. "My ice cream!" She complained. "Did we kill it?" Lily asked, smirking. Concerned, Tessa scooted over to where the crab was sprawled onto the ground. "Awh...poor thing. Magnus, you started this, right?" Tessa asked, burying the dead crab into the sand in a shallow hole. "Yes!" Everyone apart from Magnus said in surprising unison. Tessa smiled, and looked up at Catarina, who seemed to pick up on Tessa's line of thought. Tessa snapped her fingers, and Magnus was in a red and white bikini. He looked down, his mouth a startled 'O.' "By the Angel...it's hideous!" Alec laughed, sending sprays of sand into the air as his chest lifted up and down. "Smile for the camera, Bane." Lily said, pulling out her phone. "I don't get what you find so funny." Magnus said. "I look fabulous. Like Katy Perry in that video--" Everyone winced in anticipation of what was about to happen. "CALIFORNIA GIRLS, WE'RE-" Magnus began to sung, loudly and awfully. "YOU. ARE. NOT. KATY. FREAKING. PERRY." Catarina interrupted, hands clamped over her deep blue ears. Magnus pouted. "WE'RE-" He began again, but was cut off as Catarina removed his ability to speak. Tessa put a stone by the buried crab, and Lily may back again. "Um, Catarina!" Alec called out as the warlock counted her change. "Can you, uh, help me out of here?"