My Childish Bitch

Bitchest of all

This chapter is dedicated to a friend of mine, iamnumbereleven. Pampalubagloob niya. HAHAHA. Love you friend.

Anyway, ano kayang gagawin ng Childish Bitch sa mall. Hmmmm....

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SA MALL ..

 Sheez! It's so f*cking hot naman. Buti pa sa Korea, kahit summer, hindi ganito kainit.

"Ano bang gagawin natin dito? Nakakatamad." Blah blah. Here she go again. Nagging about this boring day.

"STFU. Para namang hindi mo alam kung ano ginagawa ko pag nasa mall."

"Don't tell me you're gonna do it again? Magtitrip ka na naman? Ash, please wag na."

Who is she to stop me?! Right. My bestfriend. Meet her, Yzabelle Marasigan. My other bitch half. Well, not really. Nagiging b*tch lang naman yan kapag kinakailangan e.

"Whatever. You know you can't stop me."

She just shrug. Wala naman kasi talaga siyang magagawa e. I'm the Childish Bitch nga di ba?

Pumasok kami sa Forever21 and looked for some new clothes. Wait, did I mention that my Dad gave me my new credit card? Kaya sky's the limit na naman ang peg nang shopping na'to.

"Hey Belle, nakapili ka na?"

"Hindi pa. Ikaw ba? But seriously, I'm torn between the black and pink one." - Belle

"The pink one of course. Tinatanong pa ba yan?"

"Sabi ko nga. Oh well, yan na ba napili mo? Pink and violet?"

"Ahuh. And I'll add this with those arm candies. They're so cute." Sheez, eto na yung childish side ko. Crap. E pano pa? I so love this colors and I just fell in love with those arm candies. *_*

"Miss we'll get these."

"Is this all ma'am? Baka po may gusto pa kayo."

"Okay na yan Miss." - Belle

"May mga new arrivals pa po kami sa side na yun, baka po may magustuhan kayo."

She's getting on my nerves. Ang bobo niya! Hindi ba maintindihan yung sinabi ko?! Tsh

"Miss, look, we gave you those items because that's all that we want. Tanga ka ba?! So what kung may bagong items pa kayo dun? Like I care. Tell me what's your name."

"Ana po Ma'am. Sorry po." - Saleslady

"How much is your monthly salary? Alam mo bang naiirita na ako sayo? Call your manager. RIGHT NOW!!"

 "Pe-pero ma'am. wa--" - Saleslady

"I said call your manager right now!"

"Ash, hey, stop na. Kawawa naman yung sales lady." - belle

"Wag kang makialam, Belle. You know me. Baka ikaw mapaginitan ko."

Nanahimik nalang siya dun sa likod ko. Good bestfriend.

"Ma'am is there any problem here?" - Manager

"Yes there is. Ang bobo nyang sales lady niyo. Hindi marunong rumespeto ng costumer. Nakakabwisit. If I were you, fire her already. She's irritating and a nagger as well."

"Ma'am wag po. Please, kailangan ko po itong trabaho ko." - Saleslady

"I don't care. Manager, just fire her or else you don't want your job anymore."