My Childish Bitch

The Bitch

Ano bang mangyayari sa akin sa school?

(a) Be the bitch

(b) Be the bitch

(c) Be the bitch

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Either way, it'll always be me. The bitch.

What do you expect? Babait ako? And I'll let those fucking jerks and wanna bees na apihin ako? HELL NO!

For today, isusuot ko yung new clothes na binili ko. MALAMANG NAMAN KAYA BINILI YUN PARA ISUOT DI BA?

Psh. -_________________-

*SCHOOL

Nakita ko si Belle sa carpark. She'll study here also. Same course.

Hindi niyo kami kayang paghiwalayin. We're the best of friends forever. Alam namin yung ugali ng isa't isa. At siya lang yung nakakatiis sa pagbibitch ko, since she's also a bitch.

"Hey, bessy!" - Belle

"Yow. Let's go? Nice outfit Bessy. Pero sana nagshorts ka nalang din."

B&M: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Whatever fashion critic! Let's go." - Belle

This day is very boring. Teka, scratch that. Everyday is boring unless magpapakabitch ako. HAHAHA.

Feeling ko, Ash the relationship wrekker will be back. HAHAHA! This is the real world. Nothing stays forever.

"Hey baby, look at that girl. Akala mo kung sinong maganda at makinis. Kung makapagshort dito sa school oh. Hindi niya ba alam na bawal yon?" Yan ang sabi nung girl na nadaanan namin ni Bessy. Kakatapos lang kasi ng class namin kaya naglalakad kami. -____-

"Baka marinig ka. Ano ka ba." - Boy

"Okay lang yan. Hindi naman yan papalag. Like duh, muka siyang freshman. Tingnan mo, hindi naman siya maganda, maputi lang." - Girl

"Hindi naman baby, ang ganda niya kaya." - Boy

"Maputi lang baby. Okay?" - Girl

Kawawa naman ni Girl. Insecure sa akin. Pati outfit ko, dinamay. Hay. Poor her. Palibhasa ang panget niya.

"Bessy, ano, sampolan ko na?" - Belle

"No bessy. Leave it to me. Baka sabihin duwag ako. Alam mo namang sisiw lang yan sakin."

"Hahahahahaha. I know. Dito lang ako. I'll watch you. Alam ko namang hindi mo kailangan ng tulong ko when it comes to that." - Belle

And TADA! Lumapit na ako dun sa couple.

"Ayan, narinig ka ata! Tsk! Ang ingay mo kasi e." - Boy

"Hindi naman siguro. Grabe ganun ba kalakas yung bulong ko sayo?" -Girl

"Excuse me ha? Kung bubulong ka Miss, siguraduhin mong hindi ko madidinig. Pero sorry ka nalang, malakas kasi pandinig ko e."

"What are you talking about?Tska, I don't know you." - Girl

"Whoa, looks like, you're telling me that I heard the wrong thing? Di ba sabi mo, akala ko kung sino akong makapagsuot ng shorts dito. And that I'm not pretty? Natry mo na bang tumingin sa salamin?"

"Oo naman. Bakit?" - Girl

"Oh, I thought hindi pa. Kasi, kung hindi ako maganda, ano ka pa. Tska, kung naiinsecure ka sa akin, hindi ko na kasalanan na I'm beautiful, rich, gorgeous and everything that you wouldn't be."