ASHTOE OREO has added OLIVER PSYCHO to 'CATSHONG'
ASHTOE OREO has added JOSH FRANSEXY to 'CATSHONG'
OLIVER PSYCHO: ash why,,,,
JOSH FRANSEXY: hello naughty children its murder time
ASHTOE OREO: joshua i swear to fuck
CALLUM HOND: guys name/pronouns/sexuality or whatever
CALLUM HOND: i dont wanna accidentally offend any1
MIKEY NOT WAY: yEAH
OLIVER PSYCHO: uh im oliver i use he/him and i think josh is pretty idk
PUKE HEMMO: ,,,,Gay
JOSH FRANSEXY: im joshua i use they/them and i think oli is hOt ;^))
CALLUM HOND: GASP
ASHTOE OREO: no
CALLUM HOND: I LOVE,,, THE FACE
JOSH FRANSEXY: ',:^)
CALLUM HOND: >:^))
PUKE HEMMO: Is this,,, some sort of mating ritual???
MIKEY NOT WAY: i feel like i just walked in on my dad sucking off my brother
OLIVER PSYCHO: I-
ASHTOE OREO: mICHAEL
CALLUM HOND: am i the dad
PUKE HEMMO has left 'CATSHONG'
JOSH FRANSEXY: sAME LUKE
MIKEY NOT WAY: cal u are absolutely the dad
OLIVER PSYCHO: IM JUMPING OFF A CLIFF
ASHTOE OREO: sOME ONE ADD LUKE BACK
MIKEY NOT WAY: nO DONT HE THREW A CEREAL BOX AT ME AND TOLD ME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIS HOUSE :((
CALLUM HOND added PUKE HEMMO to 'CATSHONG'
CALLUM HOND: u dont get out that easily bittch
PUKE HEMMO: mIKEY KYS PLEASE
OLIVER PSYCHO: um,,, sorry sweaty but :) that was trig...gerring :)))
MIKEY NOT WAY: fUCK YOU OLIVER I WAS ABOUT TO TYPE THAT
CALLUM HOND: FIGHTT FIGHT FIGHT
JOSH FRANSEXY: KISS KISS KISS
ASHTOE OREO: this is a mess jfc
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btw im not going to do any of that bullshit about their real friendships this is my gay ass au and i will DoWhatIWant
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