how to survive a horror film

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1.don't go in the grave yard.

2.always bring a gun and flashlight

3.don't turn around

4.don't trust the person who always carrys knifes.

5.stay in the house.

6.stay with the group

7.don't eat random food laying on a counter of offered by someone you just met.

8. don't answer the phone or listen to the voice mail.

9. don't bring a noisy or stupid dog with you

10. never listen to music if you have lyrictosis. (you just have to sing out loud and you don't know the words.)

11.never lock yourself in a at least over one story high room.

12. don't look in the mirror.

13.if nowhere to run or hide, go into chair mode. "chair mode activate, boop" (watch pewdiepie to understand this.)

14.don't sleep in the haunted house that has the murderous ghosts.

15.the hot or cute ones normally get killed first from what I have observed.

16.don't run out in the open where everyone can see you.

17.don't make a noise.

18.never trust barrels, bros, untrusted statues and more things of that nature. (another pewdiepie watching to be acquired to understand.)

19. never be alone in the woods looking for eight pages.

20. never trust the people hiding in the shadows that act really creepy.

21.never be alone.

22. never trust the hottest person in the group.

23.when hiding don't reach for that sparkling nickel that's in plain sight.

24.don't let the elevator power down. (don't go in it, take the stairs.)

25.don't let anyone you just met touch you. (like hug you or something like that.)

26.if the power goes out and you have candles or nothing at all, your done for.

27.don't fall in love with someone untill the horror fest is done. (you'll trust the person to much, you'll also will not want to leave without the person.)

28.don't walk into the dark area.

29.wait till morning to jump out of the hiding spot.

30. don't go looking around.

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