"I'm as straight as a rainbow."
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"I can't hear you, it's too dark."
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"If canadian bacon is ham... is canadian ham bacon?"
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"I need eight of me to get to ten differnt places at once."
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"Look! I can see my voice!"
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"Ain't no party like a bathroom party, cause a bathgfstsd.......sh*t...."
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"that hand grind tho."
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"I can't paint my left nails because i'm right handed."
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"yolo is wrong... you live every single day don't you?"
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"when i die i want to be buried with my 11 cats."
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"merp."
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"Yoai, Yoai, Yaoi, Yaoi, Yaoi and yaoi."
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"it's a $5.00 value for only $12.35."
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