slender man jokes

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*talking with friend on phone*

friend: slender man is behind you.

me: I'm laying my back on a wall. -_-

friend: what if he's behind the wall.

me: give it up.

friend :I'm serious!

*checks behind wall*

*slender man waving*

me : oh crap.... -_-

*smosh scene*

Anthony: we should try Morse code! :D

*flashes light while walking backwards*

Ian & Anthony: slender man come rescue us!

*slender man comes up behind tree*

Ian & Anthony : AHHHH!!!!!

I have a shirt with a person with just a blank white face and in a suit while riding a canoe,

me: he can even find you on water! :o

slender man gangnam style, scariest, funniest, most entertaining game ever!

*gets killed by slender man and slams laptop*

me: I'm not playing that again.

*stares at laptop*

me : maby one more time.

*friend finished playing slender man*

friend : Im not going to play that anymore.

*I jump out behind chair, shaking friend's shoulders*

me: I'M SLENDER MAN!

friend: AHHH!!!

*friend falls out of chair*

*smosh scene*

*lawn mower like sound comes on*

Anthony: sounds like a lawn mower.

*looks around*

Ian : I knew it... slender man is.... a landscaper!

Anthony: don't mowe my lawn!

Ian & Anthony : hahahaha

*slender man shows up behind them*

Ian & Anthony : AHHH!!!

*walking in graveyard in game*

me: where are Mr. Slender man?!?

*shows up infont of me*

me : oh! Mr. Slender man! give me a hug!

*runs into slender man and shows game over*

me: awww.... he no like hugs... :'(

*pewdiepie scene*

*walking in saw mill*

pewdiepie: ok, got to find the weapon to kill, slender man.

*slender man shows up behind him*

pewdiepie: AHHH!! s***!

*runs into corner gets stuck*

pewdiepie: oh no! I cant get out!!

*keeps on looking back, slender man getting closer*

pewdiepie: AHHH! f***!!!

*walking on a road*

me: good thing I can't see slender man yet...

*looks up*

slender man: that where your wrong.

*starts running*

me : he was watching me on a hill this whole time! :o

me: slender man cant get you in daytime! :)

*daytime mode*

me: :o

I have some neighbors my age that know all about slender man and my house and forest looks like a place from slender man.... I drew a page and put it behind my house. if I hear screaming, I know why. ;)

on the slender man app, I found out you CAN open doors!

me : :o

at camp ginger cascades around draco rd. in NC, I found a page in the woods that says danger hanged on a tree.

me : yay! seven more pages to go!

I found a trash can that says : don't litter or slendy will find you.

me : :o I want that!

the faceless woman kills people if they look at her and she kills people who are traveling at night.... "hey slender man! I found your girlfriend!"

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