internet friends - a muke fanfic

introductions

you have one new friend request from michaelgcliffor, accept?

you and michaelgcliffor are now friends.

hemmo1996: new phone who dis

michaelgcliffor: the man of ur dreams

hemmo1996: WILL SMITH IS THAT U???!?!

michaelgcliffor: no guess again

hemmo1996: ummmm

hemmo1996: SOMEONE FROM NICKELBACK?!?!?!??

michaelgcliffor: closer

hemmo1996: mum is this u

michaelgcliffor: yes son why r u talking to strangers

hemmo1996: sorry mum

hemmo1996: ok but fr who's this

hemmo1996: ur not some kind of psycho murderer r u

michaelgcliffor: who told u

hemmo1996: wGAT

michaelgcliffor: IM JOKUING

michaelgcliffor: if i was actually a psycho murderer i wouldn't tell u

hemmo1996: wow way to make me feel better

michaelgcliffor: welcs

hemmo1996: but fr whO R U

michaelgcliffor: ur dad

hemmo1996: oH

michaelgcliffor: who's ur daddy?

hemmo1996: is it u

michaelgcliffor: idk is it

hemmo1996: idk r u daddy af

michaelgcliffor: idk why don't u find out

hemmo1996: WHESFGNAJKFNAJK

hemmo1996: my mother warned me about ppl like u

michaelgcliffor: oh yea what'd she say

hemmo1996: that ur trouble

michaelgcliffor: would u say u knew i was trouble when i walked in

hemmo1996: but u didn't walk in

michaelgcliffor: it was a joke

hemmo1996: i don't get it

michaelgcliffor: ok i'm done with u

hemmo1996: bUT I STILL DONT KNOW WHO U ARE

michaelgcliffor: i told u

michaelgcliffor: u knew i was trouble when i walked in

hemmo1996: BUT YOH DIDNT WALK

michaelgcliffor: MAYBE IT'S THE WAY SHJE WALKED

hemmo1996: oW