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michaelgcliffor has unmuted the conversation

hemmo1996: CLIFFY

hemmo1996: CLIFFYYYYYY

hemmo1996: clifforD

michaelgcliffor: i like how u made the d big

hemmo1996: how did i know that would get u to answer

michaelgcliffor: u know me too well

hemmo1996: do i know u well enough for u to tell me ur name

hemmo1996: and not kill me

michaelgcliffor: it's literally my username

michaelgcliffor: how did u not notice

hemmo1996: idk

hemmo1996: so ur michaelgcliffor

hemmo1996: first name michael

hemmo1996: last name cliffor

hemmo1996: or clifford

michaelgcliffor: what do u think

hemmo1996: clifford

hemmo1996: but why didn't u put the d

michaelgcliffor: didn't fit

michaelgcliffor: it was too big ;)

hemmo1996: don't be raunchy be claunchy

michaelgcliffor: wtf is claunchy

hemmo1996: u know

michaelgcliffor: no i don't know

hemmo1996: like classy

michaelgcliffor: it's not a word

hemmo1996: yes it is

michaelgcliffor: i just googled it

michaelgcliffor: it's not a word

hemmo1996: well

hemmo1996: i just made it up

michaelgcliffor: u cant just make up words like that

hemmo1996: but i did

michaelgcliffor: but u cant

hemmo1996: well then i did the impossible

hemmo1996: i guess u could call me kim possible

michaelgcliffor: ok kim k

hemmo1996: dont u mean kim p

michaelgcliffor: the only kim i know of is the one with a big booty

hemmo1996: how do u not know kim possible

michaelgcliffor: how do u not know popular songs

hemmo1996: because i only listen to good songs

michaelgcliffor: did u just

hemmo1996: yes

michaelgcliffor: all my life

michaelgcliffor: u stood by me

hemmo1996: i met u yesterday

michaelgcliffor: but then u turn the tables and drag me

michaelgcliffor: down

hemmo1996: is this another one of those bad songs

michaelgcliffor: EAFLNSAKFN THEY'RE NOT BAD

hemmo1996: i don't listen to them

hemmo1996: therefor they're not good

hemmo1996: the opposite of good is bad

michaelgcliffor: maybe u just never gave them a chance

michaelgcliffor: u can't judge a song by it's artist

hemmo1996: yes u can

michaelgcliffor: U SHOULDNT THO

hemmo1996: ok gosh

hemmo1996: wait question

hemmo1996: what does the g in ur username stand for

michaelgcliffor: g-spot

hemmo1996 has muted the conversation

michaelgcliffor: WJAH

michaelgcliffor: HOW COULD U BETRAY ME LIKE THIS

michaelgcliffor: bby cum back

michaelgcliffor: bby cum back 2 me

michaelgcliffor: in my heart i still believe

michaelgcliffor: we were ment 2 b

michaelgcliffor: ugh why r u such a ballsack

michaelgcliffor: when ur ready cum n get it

michaelgcliffor: nananana

michaelgcliffor: nananana

michaelgcliffor: nanana

michaelgcliffor: when ur ready cum n get it

michaelgcliffor: nananana

michaelgcliffor: nananana

michaelgcliffor: nanana

michaelgcliffor: oh bby bby

michaelgcliffor: oh bby bby

hemmo1996 has unmuted the conversation

hemmo1996: OH BABY BABY

hemmo1996: HJOW WASI SUPPOSED TO KNOW

hemmo1996: THAT SOMETHING WASNT RIGHT HERE

michaelgcliffor: so u get that one

hemmo1996: yes we've been over this

hemmo1996: i listen to good songs

michaelgcliffor has blocked you

hemmo1996: WHADG

hemmo1996: BUT

hemmo1996: IM SPRYY

hemmo1996: CPOME BAKV

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hiiii readers! i hope you're enjoying this fanfic so far! i'm having fun writing it and i really hope it isn't too baddd :/ i will say i am kinda frustrated because i wrote this whole chapter and then accidentally deleted it like wow can u flop anymore at life

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