internet friends - a muke fanfic

it's a no from me

hemmo1996: where did the cow go on its first date?

michaelgcliffor: not this again

hemmo1996: to the moo-vies!!!

michaelgcliffor: oh god

hemmo1996: why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

michaelgcliffor: please don't do it

hemmo1996: to see how time flies!!

michaelgcliffor: aaaand he did it

hemmo1996: why was the baby strawberry crying?

michaelgcliffor: i don't know but i bet you're gonna tell me

hemmo1996: because his mum & dad were in a jam!

michaelgcliffor: was that a divorce joke

michaelgcliffor: luke that's offensive

hemmo1996: what do lawyers wear to court?

michaelgcliffor: their egos?

hemmo1996: lawsuits but your answer was funnier

hemmo1996: what did one toilet say to the other toilet?

michaelgcliffor: where do u get these jokes

hemmo1996: u look flushed

michaelgcliffor: oh boy

hemmo1996: why are there gates around cemeteries?

michaelgcliffor: is this a serious question or another joke?

hemmo1996: because people are dying to get in!

michaelgcliffor: so does that mean there's a gate around hell

michaelgcliffor: or is that just wide open with a nice and friendly welcome mat

hemmo1996: why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

michaelgcliffor: because someone ate him

hemmo1996: because he was a little shellfish!!

michaelgcliffor: these jokes just get worse and worse

hemmo1996: why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

michaelgcliffor: not nerd jokes pls

hemmo1996: because it's pointless!!

michaelgcliffor: are you even trying anymore

hemmo1996: what do you call a belt with a watch on it?

michaelgcliffor: humor me

hemmo1996: a waist of time!

michaelgcliffor: so.. a luke?

hemmo1996: how rude

hemmo1996: anywayyy water u doin