internet friends - a muke fanfic

thanks dad

michaelgcliffor: hey

hemmo1996: hiiiiiyiyiyoyi

michaelgcliffor: i was doing just fine before i met you

hemmo1996: huh??

hemmo1996: did something happen?? did i do something??

michaelgcliffor: i drink too much and that's an issue but i'm ok

hemmo1996: cliffy are you drunk again??

hemmo1996: where are you?? i'll have calum pick you up.

hemmo1996: ??? michael please answer me

hemmo1996: michael?? where are youuuuu??

michaelgcliffor: hey

hemmo1996: yes hi

hemmo1996: we've been over this hello hi where are you

michaelgcliffor: you tell your friends it was nice to meet them

hemmo1996: ?? the fuck????

hemmo1996: did you run into ash or smth??

michaelgcliffor: but i hope i never see them again

hemmo1996: what the actual fuck are you on about

hemmo1996: where are you

hemmo1996: seriously i'm outside where are you

hemmo1996: i'm walking to nandos

michaelgcliffor: i know it breaks your heart

hemmo1996: can you not be all morse code right now

hemmo1996: i'm freezing my ass off for you i don't even have a sweatshirt

hemmo1996: and u can wear my.. sweatshirt

michaelgcliffor: moved to the city in a broke down car and

hemmo1996: you're in the city??

hemmo1996: honestly fuck you now i have to call an uber

hemmo1996: wait your car broke down??

hemmo1996: ohmyogdddd

michaelgcliffor: four years, no calls

hemmo1996: ??!???!????????!

hemmo1996: is this because we only skyped two times so far

hemmo1996: i explained to you i'm sorry i haven't had time but i will soon

michaelgcliffor: now you're looking pretty in a hotel bar

hemmo1996: michael i'm not at a hotel and i'm not old enough to be in a bar

hemmo1996: did you use a fake id you motherfucker

hemmo1996: i told you it's time to stop with that

michaelgcliffor: and i can't stop