internet friends - a muke fanfic

nudes? ;)

michaelgcliffor: fuck

hemmo1996: hi mikey

michaelgcliffor: i've got the biggest headache

hemmo1996: how much did you drink last night

michaelgcliffor: i don't know

michaelgcliffor: i need an asprin my head's killing me

hemmo1996: hopefully that helps

michaelgcliffor: what the hell happened last night

michaelgcliffor: i can't remember

hemmo1996: you got drunk, walked to nandos, and sat on the sidewalk across the street

hemmo1996: and talked to me

michaelgcliffor: what'd we talk about? the chat log is missing

hemmo1996: well you took my nose

michaelgcliffor: oh boy

hemmo1996: then proceeded to lose it

hemmo1996: you were very upset about my lost nose

hemmo1996: you said even though i looked like voldemort you'd love me anyway

michaelgcliffor: i'm sorry

hemmo1996: did calum let you sleep in his bed?

michaelgcliffor: uh

michaelgcliffor: yeah yeah he did

michaelgcliffor: why?

hemmo1996: i told him to ;-)

michaelgcliffor: then fuck you

hemmo1996: that's not how you thank me now

michaelgcliffor: his ass is digging into my dick

hemmo1996: so

hemmo1996: spoon him

michaelgcliffor: uh luke

michaelgcliffor: you're not getting the point

michaelgcliffor: his arse is literally digging into my dick

hemmo1996: oh

hemmo1996: OH

hemmo1996: um yeah i got nothing for that