Percy x Reader

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Annoyance.
All I thought of Percy right now and the first word that came up was 'Annoyance'. He kept asking me for nonsenceful things. Blue food, hugs, love, nemo. Finally one day I snapped. "Why do you keep asking me for things, Perseus? I am this close to shoving that Nemo plushie so far up your ass, you'll taste it!" I said very calm, but raised voice with every word. "Someone's time of the month?" He asked, putting his hands up in defense. "Yes, but because of your begging it set me off!" I said, pacing and ran my hand through my hair. Turn out it was his set off time too. When he get really stressed out, but he doesn't, you know, out of , you know where. Surprisingly, his man period and my period last the same amount of time, so we tuffed it out together. For his birthday, I was so close to buying him tampons. He is scared of me when I have tampons, though.

Flashback

"Tampons!" I yelled and Percy tensed. "No, (y/n), please don't." He begged, and crawled away from me. "Tampons!" I yelled and threw them at him. He didn't move for an hour, except for the occasional twitching.

Present
"Thanks for the birthday party guys." Percy said and I hugged him. "Tampons." I whispered to him and he ran away screaming bloody murder.

It's bad, I couldn't think of anything I was watching vines and I saw almost the same thing, so Ta Da!!!

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