Dear Diary
I've been living with the Autobots for about two weeks now and surprisingly my room is done and fully functional it took longer than expected because Bulk steeped on my bed...... I was NOT happy lets just say bulks got some dents and I've got some bruises from " the flying wrench of doom" I may or may not have broke some of Ratchets equipment during my rage uuummmm it's not pretty when I'm mad...... so that's basically my week.
I closed my diary and hid it heeding out to the main room bulk looked super excited "Yo Bulk what's up!" I yelled was it necessary probably not but it's fun! "Hey NorthStar, guess what my old wrecking buddy WheelJack is coming to visit!!!!" He was so happy I thought he might explode so I did the logical thing and said "Wowowo Bulk calm down you might explode if ya don't!" I said jokingly "I highly doubt that he would explode.." Ratchet grumbled not so silently
~~~~~time skip~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A while later Bulk , Bee , and Cee came back with a white bot with green and red detailing but....... Something seemed off about him he wasn't how bulk described him ...... personality wise that is so I did what I do best I observed from the shadows "Jacky I want you to meet Miko and NorthStar!"
Bulk said "Um Bulk there's only one human there." WheelJack pointed out , some how Miko spotted me and pulled me out of my lovely shadows "FOUND HER!!!" Miko all but screamed both bots looked at me I glared at Miko and pulled my arm away from her I was less than pleased
"So this is the little fleshy you were talking about....... it seams a little small to do any damage." He finished with a snort an evil aurora started emanating from me as I pulled out my hammer (random hammer, she'll pull stuf out of nowhere a lot because..... plot convenience XD) I smacked it in my hand a few times "Oh, you shouldn't have done that!" Miko said backing away along with Bulk
~~~~ One hammer beat down later~~
One beat down later and I was chasing him around the base "GET BACK HERE AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!!" I yelled Ratchet wiped and glared at us and we both froze I dropped the hammer and ran to my room. And watched as WheelJack got beat with the wrench of doom let's just say we didn't bug Ratchet after that....
~~Another time skip cuz I'm lazy~~~
I was sitting in the main room sketching a dragon when Bulk and Jacky got into a fight and well in the end I'm getting threatened to get squeezed into a pulp so I did the only logical thing to do and well cussed him out in Cybertronian "Miko, Jack, Raph cover your ears." I said in a low dangerous tone they did and It began
( If you are sensitive to cussing skip to net line if not enjoy some adult humor)
"HEY YO MOTHER FRAGER YA I'M TALKEN TO YOU SLAG HEAD YOU GOT A GLITCH IR SOMETHING CUZ I DO NOT LIKE BEING MAN HANDLED I'M ABOUT TO FRAG YOU UP IF YOU DON'T PUT ME DOWN IN THE NEXT FUE NANOCLIKS I'LL SEND YA TO BLOODY PIT AND BACK AGIAN!!!!!!!!!"
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I yelled as loud as humanly possible lets just say everyone was shocked except the kids cuz they covered there ears and no one saw the real WheelJack coming till it was too late and I went flying! Lucky Bee caught me and my well the real WheelJack won the fight!
~~~~ time skips that are getting old~~
After a stern talking to from Ratchet everyone was partying Bee and Raph were doing the Elvis as was jack Miko was playing guitar and I was off to the side I herd foot steps and looked over to see WheelJack he put his hand down and I climbed on "So your the femme that bulks told me about hu?" I nodded and pointed to my self "The one and only!" I said with pride "Good that means you can kick some con but, well we'll see if your wrecker materiel." He said with a smirk that I returned and basically we just talked for the rest of the night I think Jacky and I are going to get along just fine...
