Railgun Online, Accelerated World: Book 1, Awakening

Fraaz, Master of Icy Fire

"Bro.. I have a confession to make.. I am not your brother.. I'm actually your step mother.."

Mikoto's jaw dropped open with confusion and slight disgust as she watched the soap opera. "Okay.. firstly.. how is that even possible? And secondly.. er.. ewww.."

Haru shrugged as he clicked on the remote to look for another show. "I guess when you look at these drama shows, they tend to be extremely unrealistic and over dramatic. But you can't blame Americans.. Anime is a lot like that too."

"Yeah.. but at least Anime is actually entertaining." said Mikoto. "I for one LOVE Attack on Titan.. and the over dramaticness actually fits the situations and plights of the entire world, while these sissy people keep on making unrealistic familial claims, and crying over the smallest stuff that can be solved if they just work together!!"

"Well, that's because you haven't seen the weirder stuff." said Haru. "Like, you know the anime My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute?"

"Heard of it.." said Mikoto. "Based on a pretty good Light Novel.. what about it?"

"The sister character is obsessed with Eroge and she falls in love with  her brother and they both end up being love interests to each other." said Haru.

"So basically a hentai obsessed girl who goes for incest." said Mikoto.

"Yep."

"This entire world is messed up." Mikoto muttered. "Does Gekota Happy House still come on..?"

"The final season ended years ago." said Haru. "I was five I think.. pretty good that it lasted for over 30 years..."

"WAAAAAAA!!!?" Mikoto put her hands on her head. "M-my Gekota is gone!? Damn it!! Okay, how about Doraemon?"

"I don't think that will ever stop running." said Haru with a laugh. "But it's not on tonight."

"Ben 10.."

"There's at least 20 versions of that now." said Haru. "But not on tonight either.. they're on Saturdays.."

"Tomorrow then.." Mikoto muttered. "I'll make note of that.. alright, anything new that I don't know from my time period?"

"Yes." said Haru. "The Legend of Zelda got it's own Anime. There's something called Anna and Ranko.. and Twilight Prankster's mad crazy fun house.."

"That third one.." said Mikoto. "Sounds fun.."

"It's on right now.." Haru said, switching the channel.

3 minutes later...

Mikoto stared. "The FRICK am I looking at!?"

"That.. didn't make sense!" Haru stammered. "Was.. that a monkey? On a motorcycle... eating pizza? While... waving with a glove on it's butt!?"

"This show is worse then that crappy Ultimate Muscle.." Mikoto groaned.

There was a knock at the door.

"Hold on, I'll get it.." Mikoto muttered, getting up from her seat and opening the front door. Standing in the door, was a familiar looking harlequin that had just appeared in the very show Mikoto was watching.

"HEY!! I don't go around insulting YOUR anime do I!?" Twilight Prankster said. "Take that!!!"

"WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!!" Twilight Prankster slapped Mikoto in the face a couple of times and walked off, leaving a confused Mikoto.

"Wh-what?" Mikoto muttered.

"This talking to was brought to you by MisakaLovesYou candy bars!!!" Prankster yelled before he disappeared in a puff of smoke and confetti.