Smerch finds a wife

Planning

Finally free! Sylvia jumped around the sitting room, they had just come back from her getting her casts taken off. Careful don't push yourself to hard. Oh calm your tits it's good to be able to walk properly again. She still had a slight limp but would soon be completely healed. I'm sorry if I worry to much I can't help it. Aww come here give me smooches. Steve smiled and did as he was told, they were interrupted by a knock at the door, Steve went and Answered it. Hiya Rick your making yourself a regular visitor now only took you like what....15 years to come round my house. *Glad to see you to.* Ricky walked in the house as Sylvia came into the hallway. Oh it's you what's up. *Nothing much just thought I'd swing by heard you were getting your casts off.* Yes I did. Sylvia extends her lovely free leg and waves about her arm. Never thought I'd feel such joy being able to run and jump certainly do surprise myself sometimes. Ricky chuckles. *well you know me took me 40 odd years to finally do any exercise.* I almost feel like the odd one out here like you two are friends and I'm just a bystander. Aw my baby feels left out. Steve laughs. Stop patronising me. Pfft patronising you now you know how I feel when you purposely smile and pat me on the head like I'm a child. Steve grins and steps over to Sylvia and pats her on the head. Everything alright down there little one. You cunt. Steve and Sylvia start giggling and it ends up uncontrollable laughter, Sylvia takes in a deep breath and tries to pull a straight face but fails. Oh my god I don't know why I can't stop laughing it's all your fault. Steve rubs his face still laughing. My fault you started it. The pair carry on giggling away like a couple of 6 year olds that just said penis. *Ok? well any chance of a cup of tea?* Steve wipes a tear from under his eye from laughing to much and manages to pull himself together. Yes of course. 

*So the ring finally on the finger.* Sylvia smiled and outstretched her hand the ring dazzled in the light. Yes it most certainly is. *This is just so weird.* What do you mean? *Well it was only last year he thought he was going to die alone and now look.* Sylvia looked up at Steve with almost a disappointed look. What? Oh c'mon of course I didn't have many hopes for my future you do know how long I had been single for? Sylvia carried on looking at him and crossed her arms. I was 38 and alone Sylv. Even so you shouldn't put yourself down like that. Pfft your not the one to say that you put yourself down all the time. *Surely not.* Steve gave Sylvia the same condescending look she had given him complete with arm crossing. Fine yes I equally thought I'd be alone forever maybe because I frightened every man that ever spoke to me. *Well I suppose your pretty frightening.* Why does everyone underestimate me? I certainly do not I've heard all the stories would have hated to be any of the guys in your year at school. I only beat up dick heads you would have been fine. *You beat up the guys in your year at school?* Well not just in my year some were older. Believe me when I say this bitch is indestructible see not even a car could take her down. Sylvia rolled her eyes and smiled. I was lucky. *So when you two going to start planning?* Steve and Sylvia looked at each other. Well um....not sure really something we need to discuss. Ricky looked at his watch and drank the rest of his tea. *Well I best be going so I'll speak to you soon. Ricky grabbed his keys and headed towards the door he stopped for a second and turned back to face Steve and Sylvia. *If you ever need my help with anything you know where I am.* Yes we know. Ricky then left leaving the couple with there thoughts. 

They flopped on the couch and opened up the book, the pages filled with different wedding ideas. It's a little bit overwhelming isn't it? Hardly know where to start. They sat there staring at the page in silence for a moment before Sylvia shut the book in Steve's hands and jumped off the couch. Books suck lets look at stuff online come up with our own ideas....that maybe aren't so ridiculously expensive. Steve got up and stood behind Sylvia who had sat herself down at the table with the laptop. Own ideas.....what did you have in mind? I have no idea.....how about we try and think of ideas for a venue? I suppose...damn we are bad at this. Tell me about it I'll only be good when it comes to clothes. Well we could always start with clothes. Fantastic! I'm gonna look at bridesmaids dresses. Sylvia became enthusiastic typing away. Wow I'd never thought I'd see the day you got excited about dresses. This is different this is big fancy dresses and I won't be the only one wearing one. So who are going to be our bridesmaids? Well unless you had any other suggestions I hoping my sisters. What all of them? Well not my half sisters but yeah all of them but thinking about it that would be 5 bridesmaids shouldn't it be an even number? oooo! I know my mate Panda can be a bridesmaid to! Panda? Well her name's Amanda but everyone calls her Panda. Ok? Oh I just had a thought Ricky could be best man and Karl could be page boy. They both laughed at the idea of Karl being the page boy. Knowing Karl he'll probably not even want to come he hates weddings being forced to mingle. Ok fair point maybe he won't be page boy but I reckon Ricky will come out with a very interesting best man speech. That's for sure. Any way I know exactly who can help us with planning. Really who? My mum.