Gravity Falls: What If.....?

Human Bill Cipher Part 1

Hey! So sorry this one took a while....I had lots of school work, band things, and a play to do. So sorry that this took me a while to update. Well this is going to be split up into two parts because it is so long. The second part may come in a few days....like Monday. I'll try my best. Thank you!

What if Bill was a human? By: Lapi5_Lazuli

Gideon POV

I light the last candle of the circle. In the middle was a photo of Stanford Pine with an X across his eyes. I will get my revenge on the Pines. I open my journal to the page of the summoning of Bill Cipher. I set the book down and started the ceremony. I started the chant. It sounded Latin. Then this pain came over me. I wince as I hunch over. Then I fell to my knees and raise my head. I started to say something, "sdrawkcab egassem sdrawkcab egassem sdrawkcab egassem sdrawkcab egassem" Everything was slowing down and a flash of lighting hit and everything turn into a gray scale. Then this flame appeared, creating a portal this this black figure of a man just appeared. One eye opened and he started to laugh. This dark and creepy laugh and the wind pick up like crazy. I backed away, scared.

Then everything just stop and the figure of the man came into color. He had blond hair with a black top hat that was floating above his head at an angle on his head. One eye is cover with a triangle eye patch without the string...weird... while the other was this long pupil eye and the rest was this yellow color. Then he wore this yellow suit jacket, black gloves, this white button up dress shirt with a black bow tie around his neck. Then he wore black pants with black shoes.

He had a nasty grin on his face, "Oh OH Gravity Falls it is good to be back!" Then he flew over to me and flew around me, "Name's Bill Cipher and I'm taking that you are some kind of living ventriloquist dummy? Haha! I'm just kidding! I know you who are Gideon." He said as he hit me on my arm, tapping me like I was his buddy. I took a step away from him. "Wh-who are you! And how do you know my name?"

Bill flew up, "Oh I know lots of things!" Then he just got right up to my face, "LOTS OF THINGS" Then he backed away, "Hey look what I can do!" Then he raise his hand towards this deer. Then he flick his hands and the deer open its mouth and it teeth just flew out of its mouth and into his hand, "Deer Teeth" Bill snickered as he dump them into my hands, "For you kid! Ahahah!"

I scream out as I drop the deer teeth. I don't know if this was a big mistake that I just done. "You're insane!" I scream out. Bill lean back and folds his arms, "Sure I am and what's your point?" Then he clap his hands and the deer teeth just flew into the deer back in it's normal place and the deer ran off like nothing had happened.

I was having enough about these games. "Listen to me demon! I got a job for you. I need you to get in the mind of Stanford Pines and still the code to his safe." I demanded. Bill laugh like it wasn't worth it. Then he straighten up, "Wait...Stan Pines." Then he turns around and a small mirror like portal open to him. A picture of Stanford appeared, then this weird symbol thing then the mirror gone and Bill turns around rubbing his chin, "You know what kid, you convince me! I'm sold!" Then he flew down to me, landing on the ground. "I'll help you with this and in return you can help me with something that I've been working on. We will work with the detail latter." I gave a grin. "Deal!" I then stretch out my hand. Bill gave a dark smile as he man a blue flam appear from his hand and we shook hands.

Then he shot up to the air after releasing my hand. He rub his hands darkly, "Well it is time to invade Stan's mind. This should be fun!" Bill snickered as he clap his hands like a little kid. Then he pause and place his hands on his hips, "Remember reality is just an allusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold bye!" Then he claps his hands and this bright light just appeared, blinding me and everything around. Then when I open my eyes everything was back to normal.