Gravity Falls: What If.....?

No Pig, No Happiness

This one was a fun one.....and long.

What if Mabel never got Waddles?!? (The world shall be a dark, sad, uncute place for them...) By: owca1000

(Oh trust me....it is dark, sad and an uncute place.)

Dipper POV

"Where are we?" Mabel asks. I looked around and we were in this pitch black place. "It's nothing but inky blackness for miles." I respond. Then I gasp in fear, "Mabel! Don't you see?! We transported to the end of time!" Then both me and Mabel started to scream. Then Mabel stop for a moment, "Wait....why does it smell so bad in here?" Then Mabel went around tapping on the walls and they sounded metal. Then she opened the doors and bright sun light blinded us both.

We gasp for air as we exit the portra-potty. I close the door. Mabel gasp, "Look! We're back in the present."

"But which one?" I questioned.

Both me and Mabel looked around. I then saw Robbie walking around with his hood up covering his face and Wendy with the stuff animal. I smiled, "Yes!" Mabel saw Waddles, the pig, being with Pacifica. "No!" She gasps. Then she tries to get the time travel measuring tool out of my hands. I held it away from her, "Mabel!" "Give me that thing!" She cries out. I then broke away from her and we started to chase each other around the porta-potty. "Dipper!" Mabel cries out, "Give it back!"

Being the smart one, I climb to the top of the portra potty as Mabel still went around. "Mabel it's over! Okay! Give it up! I've worked too hard to lose this!" Mabel looks up at me with pleading eyes, "But what about Waddles? He was my soul mate!"

I roll my eyes, "You say that all about yarn once! You really want Wendy to date Robbie?"

Tears stream down Mabel's face, "I....I guess that you are right."

"It is just how it is Mabel."

"I...I know but....Waddles....he was so cute and adorable....I....I want him."

I then jumped down. "It's for the best Mabel. You'll move on like you always do." I then went off and started to hang out with Wendy.

It was fun as we rode rides together and had the times of our lives. Wendy handed me the stuff animal, "Dude I'll be right back, have to use the bathroom, mind holding this for me?" Wendy asks. I smiled, "Of course." Then Wendy went off. I pulled out the measuring tap, "Thank you time travel. You know...I could actually use you on some tests or something."

Then suddenly a hand grabs my wrist and yank me forwards, "You!"

It was the future guy. I tried to jerk away but he held me tight, "Let go of me!"

"You know what you have done!" He cried out yanking the measuring tape from my hand.

"You just created a mess! A huge mess!" He cried out.

"Look I'm sorry. If you want the measuring tape then have it doesn't matter to me. I'm done using it." I reply. I then jerk away from him.

"Do you know how many rules have you broken!? Well....I don't know how much because I wasn't there....but I'm sure you did broke many!"

Then suddenly two men just appeared out of nowhere right next to him. They were both large and had the same haircut. One had dirty blond hair and pale skin while the other had dark hair and dark skin.

"Blendin Blandin." The dark haired one growled.

Blendin gasp out, "It's the time police!"

"That's right and our phones have been ringing off the hook about settlers high fiving in the 1800s and much more." The dirty blond one added.