Riddler

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Question: Why are you so damn smart?

Why aren't you?

Oh, then because I wouldn't be the smartest person on the Earth anymore, that's right.

Jervis: That was mean.

Edward: It was not, 'Short Stack'.

Jervis: What did you say?!

Edward: What?  Are you too 'short' not to hear what I just said?

Jervis: GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN, I WILL NOT HAVE YOU MAKING SHORT JOKES IN MY HOUSE!

Jonathan: *shoves Jervis out of the kitchen and pushes Edward out of the house*

Insolent fools.

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