Question: Why are you so damn smart?
Why aren't you?
Oh, then because I wouldn't be the smartest person on the Earth anymore, that's right.
Jervis: That was mean.
Edward: It was not, 'Short Stack'.
Jervis: What did you say?!
Edward: What? Are you too 'short' not to hear what I just said?
Jervis: GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN, I WILL NOT HAVE YOU MAKING SHORT JOKES IN MY HOUSE!
Jonathan: *shoves Jervis out of the kitchen and pushes Edward out of the house*
Insolent fools.