Everyone?

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Q: Why don't you all team up and take Batman down together? 

Mad Hatter:  It's not quite that simple.  We all don't equally get along, plus, not many of them likes my tea, so there is a disagreement there.  Plus, just between us, Joker wants to kill me.

Joker: I'm standing right here.

Mad Hatter: *falls out of chair and tries to take the laptop down with him*  O-Oh, hi Joker....

Scarecrow:  Something the matter?  Wait.  Jervis. Are you scared of him?

Mad Hatter: Nooooope!

Joker: He just doesn't like my jokes.

Scarecrow:..............He's scared of you.

Mad Hatter: I am not!  *stands, grabbing a mind control card*

------1 hour later-------

Mad hatter:  Thank you for joining my tea party, Jon,  Thanks again, Joker.  Oh wait.  *throws a tea cup at Joker*  And thank you, for asking the question, today has been a..... Wonderful day.

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