Jonathan

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Q1:   What is your fear toxin made out of?

Jonathan: I cannot go around and give out my fear toxin recipe!  If I did that there would be so many foolish people trying to copy me!  So I will not tell you, but if you would like I could test it out on you. *evil smirk*

Jervis: oooh, that sounds like fun, can I help?

Jonathan:....of course. Stand there.

Jervis: *nods and stands where he was told*

Jonathan: wow, look.  A Cheshire cat.

Jervis: AH WHERE?

Jonathan: *sprays him in the face with fear toxin* who's next.

Q2: Why are you good looking?  Are villains supposed to be good looking?  Is that normal?

Jonathan: Why would you ask that?  *raises eyebrow* I am almost sorry to say that I do not know what you mean..... Perhaps ask another question?

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