Q: If I said I was having your baby, would you marry me?
Jonathan: *blank stare* When did we have sex? Because I do not remember having sex with you.... though my memory has been a bit cloudy, thanks to a certain Hatter I know. I do not think I would marry you, simply on the fact that you would most likely get me caught and sent to Arkham.
Jervis:....And because he's my Alice.
Jonathan: JERVIS!!
Jervis: Sorry!!
