"why dont you fangirl over me?"
"you should pretend to be my girlfriend and see how the fans react,"
*points to biggest ride* "lets go on that one!"
*cries because he gets scared on the ride*
"im not crying, a bug flew in my eye."
"lets order a pizza."
"michael, we had pizza for lunch."
"and your point is?"
"lets order a pizza to Luke's house so he'll have to pay for it,"
"im in the middle of a level, hold on."
"fuck! uh, Y/N, i burnt the pancakes..."
"Y/N?"
"yeah?"
"how did we end up talking in the first place?"
"shut up michael."
"help me with my twitter bio,"
"i cant believe you like me enough to stay friends with me, but im happy you do."
