• "michael put that back"
• "where's calum?"
• "luke, im not buying you a stuffed penguin"
• "ashton, we don't need any more broccoli"
• having to deal with them throwing random shit into the cart
• michael and calum running up and down every aisle
• "no luke, im not strong enough to push you in the cart"
• michael trying to steal xbox games
• chasing them with the cart all the way to the snack aisle
• them literally slapping everything off the shelves and into the cart
• "put all of it back"
• so they would take as much as the could in their arms and just throw it back on the shelves
• running out of the aisle before you get caught
• going to the checkout and telling ashton to push the cart so you can hold luke's hand and watch calum and michael
• leaving the store and ashton being nice and helping you put the stuff in the car
• luke sitting in the front because ashton had to watch the 19 and 20 year old toddlers while you drive
• unpacking the groceries when you get home with ashton
• "uh, y/n?"
• "yeah?"
• "when did you pick this up?"
• ashton shows you a box
• "MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD COME HERE"
• "what is this?"
• you show him the box
• he smirks
• "a big ol' pack of magnums"
a/n im soRry but i had to put that last part lmao that interview was GOLD
