Jasmine's P.O.V
I hate my name so much. Everyone used to tease me saying "Oooh Jasmine and Aladdin, oh wait, no one wants to be your Aladdin! hahaha," Yeah. That's basically my school life in a nutshell. Anyway, who am I? I'm a 24 year old professional phangirl who's obsessed with YouTube. I literally spend half my life just watching Dan and Phil. They are my idols.
Me and Alana have been best friends since as long as I can remember. We have loads in common like our music taste (Paramore), youtube and just everything really. We both really want to see Dan and Phil one day. It's my dream to see them even if it was for just a second. And i know what your thinking, I'm 24 I should be getting a job not watching youtube. Well guess what. I don't give a frick frackity froo.
Anyway. I'm an awful human being. I mean nothing major but all the little things about me like chewing everything (my nails are torn to pieces, I've never met anyone with shorter nails than mine) and the slightest thing will make me shout at everyone. You do not want to annoy me because I will scream in your earholes until they burst. I guess you could call me a badass. I am a bit of a bitch. Also im such a pessimist and sometimes even Alana will get mad at me for always thinking the worst of things. I just can't help thinking of the worst possibilities and not the good. However this makes me either always right or pleasantly surprised at the outcome of things. I'm just gonna stop now. I've said waaay too much about myself.
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FanfictionBest friends, Jasmine and Alana, have no other friends apart from eachother which in some ways is ok but one day when they meet YouTube sensations Dan Howell and Phil Lester they have a lot more than eachother. Follow them on their roller coaster to...
