Jasmine's P.O.V
It has been a week since we found poor Stitch in the paper bag. So far he hasn't wrecked much of the house, he's only chewed one of the cushions really. This week we've not really done much, Dan filmed a video about Stitch though! His viewers went crazy about him but they still don't know about me and Lana. I think today Dan and Phil are going to film a video with us in! We know we're gonna get a lot of hate but I don't care, I've coped with much worse. We're going for a day out today so it's a vlog. We're going to film a short clip before though explaining who we are and why we've suddenly appeared.
"Come on Jaz, we need to get going to Chris and Pj's before it's too late!" I heard Alana shout.We were taking the dog to Chris and Pj for the day while we went to the theme park. It's gonna be a great day I thought. Little did I know what was in store for us.
I finished putting my hair in a messy updo sort of thing and made my way downstairs nearly being tripped up by Stitch. He's mad! I was wearing a patterned burgundy skirt, a black, long sleeved sort of crop top (it isn't that short but still shows a bit of skin!) and my hidden secret heels. They look like normal shoes but have a bit of a heel inside.
We didn't stay long at Chris and Pj's because we had to set off as early as we could to the theme park.
" Anyway thanks guys, we'll be back at about 8 to pick him back up we'll text when we're on our way home!" Phil said to the pair while we made our way back into Dan's car. We didn't get a taxi because the journey is quite long and it would be way too expensive. His car is very, different I'd say. The inside is an off white colour which isn't great and then there's spillages everywhere from several trips to Costa over the speed bumps. The music choice for today was Twenty One Pilots, a bit of Paramore and just for Alana; The Sherlocks.
It took about two hours to get to the theme park. The journey mainly consisted of singing badly to our favourite songs and filming a bit of talking for the vlog. I can't wait to see the vlog when it's finished and edited but I am starting to worry a bit about what people might think of me and Alana. I mean we are a pretty weird pair of people what with our purple and blue hair. Never mind, stuff what people think. I'm Jasmine Alford and I am and will always be the bitch who doesn't give a sh... Shenanigans. That's totally what I was going to say. Yeah. Dil with it.
When we finally got to the theme park we started by buying 2 big bags of candyfloss. One for me and Dan, one for Alana and Phil. The first ride we went on was ok. Not too spinny, not too fast. The next few were pretty much the same but then I suggested that we go on the really big one with all the twists and turns. At the end it does a few loop the loops and then finishes off with it travelling at a very high speed into water.
"Come on Phil, don't be a spoil sport you've got to do it. I'll make you do it!" Lana said trying to make Phil go on the ride with us. He was very reluctant and was adamant that he wasn't ging to do it.
" Phil come on. We're all doing it, it's what theme parks are for!" I said. Dan followed by saying more or less the same thing as me and Lana. Then suddenly Phil shouted.
" I told you I'm not doing it! You just can't take no for an answer can you? All of you! I hope you enjoy the ride. Try not to fall out!" And with that he turned his back on us and walked out of sight into the hubbub of the park. I couldn't believe what had just happened.
"Phil! we're sorry come back you'll get lost" We shouted for him to come back but he disappeared in the space of a few seconds.
"I know what Phil's like, he'd never do something like that. Ever! He'll get lost so quickly. Oh I'm so worried!" Dan said, tears starting to form in his eyes. I could see that Alana was seriously worried too, I was. I think she thought it was her fault. It was all of our faults.
About an hour had passed and there was no sign of Phil. We had looked everywhere but the park was so big and busy. We even had someone call out for him on the loud speaker but still we had no luck. Suddenly, a short, plump girl came running up to us. I knew she would probably be a fan, we'd had quite a few come to see Dan and Phil but I could feel that something bad was going to happen. And it did.
"Hey Dan! Where's Phil? Who are these ugly girls? Ew she's got blue hair.What are you doing hanging out with these scrubbers?" She said turning her nose up at us.
"Hey, don't say stuff like that to my girlfr... friends" Dan corrected himself, not wanting anyone to know about us being together until the vlog.
"Girlfriend eh? What she then, Phil's bird?" The girl said pointing at Lana and tugging on her hair.
"If you don't have anything nice to say and are just here to insult people then leave!" Dan said gently shoving the rude girl away. I was getting very worried and scared. I think Dan was too. I could see he didn't know what to do. He's not great in situations like this.
Then, out of nowhere, a tall muscular teen who looked about the same age as the girl approached us.
"Oi, don't you touch her you little scumbag!" The intimidatingly tall boy said. (He was even taller than Dan!) Suddenly, he grabbed mine and Alana by the arms and pulled us towards him. He said if Dan didn't leave the girl alone, he'd harm us. I was trembling with fear, I didn't know what to do. What if Dan took a wrong move? What if the massive teen took us away?
"Phil!" I heard Dan shout.
It all happened in a matter of seconds. Phil had been walking by trying to not be seen by us when he saw us being grabbed by a massive man. Dan and Phil ended up pushing the teen's hands off of us and running away with us, holding our hands making sure we were keeping up. By the time we got to the exit of the park we were exhausted. Exercise was not for us. We walked back to Dan;s car huffing and puffing.
"Are you two ok? I'm so sorry about earlier I was just so stressed and wound up" Phil said still out of breath.
"Yeah we're fine but we're so so sorry about earlier!" Lana said. We all had a massive group hug and got in the car. On our way back we decided that we weren't going to upload the vlog or reveal ourselves. The vlog is just going to be for us to watch. Maybe one day people will know who we are. One day...
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FanfictionBest friends, Jasmine and Alana, have no other friends apart from eachother which in some ways is ok but one day when they meet YouTube sensations Dan Howell and Phil Lester they have a lot more than eachother. Follow them on their roller coaster to...