When your parents aren't home..
In your mind: PARTYYY!!!
In real life: *Doorbell rings*
Oh my gosh! What was that?
Is it a killer? Please don't kill me!
You will protect me, teddybear! Right?
I'm almost an adult. And still... Still I'm so scared alone. Like, I don't want to be murdered.
I think nobody wants that.
I know there is a small chance that I will be murdered, but still.
Can't take any risks, you know?
Please stay safe.
Mandy
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