"Who says I don't exist?" Came a voice behind you.
You spun around, only to see a huge yellow sponge standing close to you.
"W-Who are you-u?" You stuttered.
"Spongebob, bitch." The sponge in a brown pants said.
"Why are you i-in my house?" You questioned. "I thought you were a cartoon character that I could watch and make porn of without feeling disgraced."
"Your loss, baby. Anyway, I came to tell you the prophecy."
"What prophecy?" You questioned the yellow sponge, starting to get used to the handsome, blue-eyed man-or should I say sponge-in her house.
"The prophecy of the giblets. I have come from the great god of the universe, DOLPHIN, and the god of time, PANDA, to tell you this," Suddenly he paused, and his eyes started to glow. His high pitched voice grew deep and sexy, and he grew burly, manly arms. "The gods of the world have chosen you to save the world with Spongebob, Mr. Krabbs, Just do it Guy, Bready, Lenny, and the Illuminati to save the world from non-dank memes. We are begging you, because we need a female to start a love triangle. Wait. I wasn't supposed to say that. Sorry. Ahem. Anyway, join us. All you have to do is take my masculine and sweaty hand, And I will take you to our dimension of DANK."
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
WAIT TILL NEXT TIME ;)
*I regret nothing.
